Scarlett

any pronouns i'm too hot to care I AM 25

[carnelianscar]

Ew

my first hater❣️❣️❣️

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[wizardarchetypes]

Little Bird’s sister had decided this week that she will only sleep in my bed so now I have two cuddly standard poodles who want to spoon me in a twin size bed and LB was actually very small for her litter so she’s 45 lbs but Millie is 70 and they don’t want to sleep touching each other so they want to sort on either side of me with me in the middle sick straight like a fucking dracula

[wizardarchetypes]

yeah so one of my siblings owns LB’s brother, Flynn. We got them both as puppies. Then their sister (all the same litter) was returned to the breeder two years ago when they are all 4 years old and the breeder rehomed her with my mom. Flynn and Millie are both ~70 lbs & Little Bird is just 45 so they’re much bigger than her. That said she’s the most confident and in-charge. Their favorite game is called “get on the bed and attack Flynn” and how it works is Millie and Little Bird get up on a bed attack Flynn ♥️

[wizardarchetypes]

[junkfoodcinemas]

THE SUBSTANCE (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat

[nesperus]

girls

[thecyndimistuff]

[balnibarbi]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

washing machine

[inacatastrophicmind]

Rowena +an outfit of every color

[doctorbeth]

A Moose from Alaska

Moose was well hugged, like most of my patients. Made of french terry, her fabric had worn to almost see through in addition to holes:

The plan was to keep her insides the same (no spa) but to recover all of her brown in new fabric (her antlers and feet were both in good shape).

So the search began for French terry in a good color and here is where her stay got more complicated. I thought we had a good option, we ordered it, and it wasn't traditional french terry at all!

So we searched some more and placed another order and this time, it was a much better match that Moose's person approved:

It looks different here, but it was actually very close to her inseam shades, and matched her original texture.

Here she is mid surgery, when I got to her muzzle. It had been repaired by her person many years ago and was a bit... misshapen. The question was, did her person want to keep the unique shape or straighten it out a bit since she was having surgery anyway:

The decision was made to plump it back up. Here are her chubbiness approval pics, fully recovered, but without eyes (she hadn't had any on arrival):

A bit of research showed her original eyes were very similar to her nostrils, so they got added in and she was ready to fly home:

Looks great! said her person, so she flew home to snowy Alaska!

[carnelianscar]

I ♥️ U

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

The fact that in Czech we legit say “the knife in my pocket is opening” when encoutering behavior we hate or find super annoying is something so memey

Like yeah I’m really feeling like stabbing something… but I’m not gonna…. But I’m feeling like it

[atlantis-lore]

Czechs when they're start to get annoyed

[mossworm]

I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head

[bloodandichorandmemes]

I was curious about how accurate this is and am pleased to report it is extremely accurate

[beemovieerotica]

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

[beemovieerotica]

I almost posted this without the professor-fucking part but I decided that it is in fact crucial to combating OCD. sometimes you have to fight fire with fire i.e. spiraling thoughts with strong negative emotions get countered with strongly emotive surprise, cringe, and humor

sometimes the OCD brain can't just be stopped from fantasizing completely, but you can redirect that anxious mental energy toward crafting a fictional setup and story that doesn't involve you or your fears at all

another thing I do is interrupt intrusive thoughts with a very conscious and deliberate "and then an elephant walks in." and I'd make myself commit to the bit. it would force me to reframe everything and specifically understand it in an absurdist context, make me confront how ridiculous the initial thoughts even were, and there is honestly no way to keep being serious and distraught about your what-if scenarios when you've introduced a fucking elephant into the mix. film studies professor is also that elephant.

so it goes from scary thoughts about my life -> step back. this is a weird fictional film now. -> characters are analyzing the film -> those characters are super messy and have their own problems, and I'm watching them now and eating popcorn at this soap opera

[therogueduchess]

I need you to understand that now I am seeing this whole scenario but the professor is an elephant. Exactly as described, an elephant wearing a cardigan and no I do not understand how it is managing the clapping noise with legs that bend the way an elephant’s do. And yes the students all still want to sleep with him

[beemovieerotica]

A+ ADDITION

[cafiffle]

reblogging this again bc I had an opportunity to try it and it really did make a difference. the elephant is here to help. the elephant solves the problem Evil Me has created and yeets her away and saves everyone. thank you op

[jennycalendar]

another cool thing is when you devour a book over the course of a handful of hours and it fucks you up and you just have to lie on the couch feeling like your brain went swimming for too long & only just came up from under the water. art is so good

[albertnatural]

[albertnatural]

if someone said this on one of my post i dont know what id do

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[clown-guitar]

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

[clown-guitar]

in case anyone's wondering this is the worst tag anyone has left on this post it genuinely keeps me up at night sometimes