sports rpf fans: remember none of these men are actually gay and we're just shipping them for fun literally like playing with barbies because they're rich and deserve that
musician rpf fans: he's 80 and he's coming out this year! [2637 second hand sources that two band mates probably fondled each other like 73 times]
dan and phil: [kissing with tongue on patreon exclusively]
actor rpf fans: which could mean nothing
historical rpf fans: i don't care what historians say they were gay





















