All Her Strings Broke

INACTIVE BC COLLEGE SORRY

[joshpeck]

[alittlepup-deactivated20160306]

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

[classical-musicians-love-metal]

This is one of the most intellectual puns I’ve ever read

[moan-s]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[memelovingbot]

you are weak and Danny Devito is coming for you

[toshio]

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

no, it’s wasps

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[quantumghosts]

i need an entire spinoff about the babysitter from the incredibles getting hired to babysit all the superhero babies in the city because news spread about how she managed to handle jack jack 

she grows up to start a superhero babysitting agency where she specially trains babysitters to deal with babies who wreak havoc with their uncontrolled powers and toddlers who are trying to hide their powers or are learning to control them

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[taliabobalia]

when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

[quasi-normalcy]

That’s because at some point in the middle we stopped being “their children” and became a bloc of terrifying outsiders with foreign values and little regard for what had been their established cultural norms.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

I’d forgotten this but you’re right. I think it started earlier though, it started when we started out performing them on exams. Then suddenly all our schoolwork was easy and we were being rewarded for just showing up.

[inkskinned]

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

[fiftythreecrimes]

Christmas mood

[easternmediterranean]

heebeejabis

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i’m

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[blackhawks-shuffle]

Being queer on the holidays

[buzzfeedlgbt]

You still have time. 

[dyketm]

death: it is time

carrie fisher: no it’s the fuck not

death: you’re right ma'am, absolutely correct, i am so terribly sorry for the misunderstanding, how foolish of me,