[etiquetteforagentleman]

[pleasedontremember]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

TIP OF THE DAY: Always pay attention. You don’t meet people by accident and stuff doesn’t happen by coincidence.

[humansofnewyork]

“We were together for nine years. I was completely dependent on him. He was a strong and powerful man and he expected obedience. If he called me at 4 AM, and told me to meet him in Moscow, I was expected to go to the train station. He had a very strong energy. It was hard to argue with him. In the beginning of the relationship, I obeyed because of the pressure. But then the pressure just became a habit. It got worse as time went on. Eventually he stopped listening to me completely. I became so lonely. When you’re with someone who doesn’t care about your views, and has no desire to understand you, it’s worse than being alone. I still loved him though. I knew that he’d had a hard life. I told myself that I had to make sacrifices to build a family. But one morning I woke up and decided that I couldn’t do it anymore. If I stayed in the relationship, I would lose myself completely. I remember it was raining that morning. There was mud in the streets. And something told me: ‘Today is the day.’ That was two years ago. I’ve spent these last two years learning to be alone. I’m realizing the things that I like to do. I feel better, I look better, and I’ve been sharing more of myself with others. I feel like I’m finally learning who I am.” (St. Petersburg, Russia)

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

Someone who got their job by tickling a nutsack at a frat party before one of their business school exams: you can’t get this entry level job without 3 industry references and 2+years experience

[just-cat-memes]

[pussylipgloss]

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

[qoa]

me with patron silver tbh

[bangays]

tbh strawberitas

[thecasaofjulesie2]

GQ Encyclopedia of Matt Damon, his Bourne co-star Julia Stiles begins to tell the story of their encounter with Prince:

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

add “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” to the things I will now commonly say that nobody will understand

[marqweabyss]

“Pedestrian small talk” ha i love it 😂

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[perpetualseahorse]

Hey so fun fact, my dad is good friends the woman who currently has this job and she told him that Trump’s admin is trying to force her out. They started advertising the job before they actually told her they were transferring her so she’d have to reapply.

Her name is Catherine (Cassie) Conley, and she’s a badass MIT grad that works as NASA’s planetary protection officer, which sounds super cool (though she says not as cool as the galactic administrator). The job is basically the only one in xenobiology (space life) and it’s her life’s work. She’s been doing this job for over 10 years and now Trump wants her out.

I’m beyond pissed that this keeps going around. I know it sounds like a joke job, but it’s a legitimate career that’s being taken away from literally one of the most intelligent women in the country by this asscactus of a presidency.

If ya’ll could signal boost this that’d be much appreciated. They need to know that this kind of bullshit isn’t acceptable

[gigi-tastic]

I was actually reading about this job in an NPR article and it sounds REALLY important. the job basically means you make sure we don’t contaminate any planets and anything we bring back like rocks or soil, etc doesn’t do the same here.

[gogomrbrown]

favorite sign

[doublehoeee7]

Aye that’s at my school

[ryanreynoldssource]

[abomination-station]

does anyone else just think of katy perry and like, not feel anything? Like when you think of her your mind just blanks and all you feel is hollow wind blowing through your skull because she’s just kind of there, trying so hard but failing to leave even the most basic impression upon your psyche? might just be me

[mmarkle]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[bob-belcher]

[weavemama]

WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES 

[aclassilieutenant]

And once again Americans get all the fun

[iraffiruse]

Gotta work on that spacing

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

[formerprincewille]

ALDKAKSKAK

[mapsontheweb]

The World with landlocked regions removed.

[nutsacktorturer]

good post

[pope-pius-xiii]

You can only reblog this blessed post if you have access to the sea.

[melonmemes]