Excuse the mess ✨(me)✨

Keeks. PNW. Hispanic. Gay. Married. EN/ES/FR/PT Selfie Tag: #Yours Truly

[pubcub]

Happy Halloween! 🎃

[kaijuno]

Look at these koi

[pubcub]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

happy pride month to everyone except transphobic "LGB" gays

[ghiblin]

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE 魔女の宅急便 1989, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[pipouch]

Gustave Moreau : "Poète mort porté par des Centaures". (Musée Gustave Moreau, Paris)

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Teach your familiars some discipline. This one just tried to explode his brother(luckily his brother had a magic ward in place)

[fairycosmos]

“potentially mature content” Well that’s just my gay friend

[fairycosmos]

on the gay friend website no less

[canuseeme]

@pubcub

[pubcub]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[pubcub]

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wearepaladin]

[windsroad]

Just finished a cross stitch of this!

[dopedropedgroped]

Michael did plenty of yard work over the long weekend. So we had plenty of time to plan our attack. He woke up from the sedative and did not protest as much as we thought he would. Think he was glad to at least be sitting down. Poor stud, we exhausted him even more than he already was.

[luarvallard]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[atomicroaster]

[circumgutter]

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[pubcub]