What

I’m always tired and confused but at least I have an R2-D2 mug

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WHAT IS MY SEXUALITY I NEED SO MUCH HELP OH MY GOOOOD

AM I DEMI-HETEROSEXUAL OR DEMI-BISEXUAL

AM I DEMI AT ALL OR JUST YOUNG

AM I HETEROROMANTIC HOMOSEXUAL

AM I HETEROROMANTIC BISEXUAL

AM I BIROMANTIC HETEROSEXUAL

AM I SIMPLY BISEXUAL??

AM I SIMPLY HETEROSEXUAL? OR HAS SOCIETY CONDITIONED ME TO BE ONLY FRIENDS WITH GIRLS AND THEREFORE I CANT SEPARATE FRIENDSHIP WITH LOVE??

DO I WANT TO KISS A GIRL TO TEST IT OUT OR BECAUSE I R E A L L Y W A N T TO?

DO I WANT TO KISS A GUY TO TEST IT OUT OR BECAUSE I R E A L L Y W A N T TO?

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEXUAL ATTRACTION AND ROMANTIC ATTRACTION

WHY ARE GIRLS REALLY HOT SOMETIMES BUT IDK ABOUT HAVING A CRUSH AND WHY ARE GUYS SO CUTE AND I STRUGGLE

WHY DID THE ONLY TIME I WAS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR SOMEONE OCCUR AFTER I’D KNOWN THEM REALLY WELL??!!

DOES THAT MEAN IM DEMI?? BUT WHAT IF I THINK GUYS ARE CUTE, I JUST WOULDNT HAVE SEX OR DO ANYTHING UNTIL I KNOW THEM? WHAT IF I THINK A GIRL IS CUTE AND DITTO?? IS THAT JUST NORMAL.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN SHIT TO ME I NEED HELP WHAT IS MY LIFE

I WILL FOREVER BE A POOL OF AMBIGUITY

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Sippa dap dep blep

Sippa dap dep blep

...diamonds slippin down my chain

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Can we collectively agree that white chocolate is worth a steady 1 and a lamp out of 10?

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It’s a hot Aussie day

The outdoors is crawling with beetles, mozzies and those big ass flies with like 75 different names.

A wombat waddles across the road beneath the harsh sun, and nearly gets fucking crushed by a car. There’s not a cloud in the sky.

Inside your house, an orange chihuahua called Dingo in honour of the native predator pops a squat and shits on the piece of timber on your living room floor (a coffee table was too much effort). The ceiling fan is on full speed, not that it actually does anything.

Suddenly, your mum enters the house, and gasps at the literal colossal sized shit on her (literally) shitty coffee table. She immediately demands for you to clean it up.

You complain “But Mingo is your dog! You should clean it up!” No one ever says his name right. You’re sipping on water that’s unsurprisingly still warm from when it came out of the tap.

“I don’t think so, Tim!” She says. Your name is Alice. “Your grandparents are coming over tomorrow! Do as I say.” As you stand up, you notice that one of the bricks that holds up the strip of timber has fallen, and it now acts as a kind of seesaw.

‘Cool,’ you think.

Just as you go to get the paper towel to clean up Mungo’s shit you see him race toward you with a ball, ready to play. Before you can yell “MUNGA!” At him, he leaps onto the side of the timber without the shit on it. It shoots straight upwards toward the ceiling where your ineffective fan continues to spin. It’s at this moment that you realise:

The shit’s about to hit the fan.

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What a beautiful frog

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So I thought that my friend had sent me a meme cause, why else would this appear in my camera roll:

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And as I looked at more, I’m like, that is 100% my desk in the background

And my mind instantly goes to someone with a mask has been in my room, taken a photo of them threatening to stab me, and left (because logic).

I’m going to die tonight.

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And then I look at the time:

10:00am

Precisely the time that I got out of bed.

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I had managed to take a photo of myself leaping out of bed and it looks like a death threat from a horror movie.

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So I thought that my friend had sent me a meme cause, why else would this appear in my camera roll:

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And as I looked at more, I’m like, that is 100% my desk in the background

And my mind instantly goes to someone with a mask has been in my room, taken a photo of them threatening to stab me, and left (because logic).

I’m going to die tonight.

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And then I look at the time:

10:00am

Precisely the time that I got out of bed.

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So I thought that my friend had sent me a meme cause, why else would this appear in my camera roll:

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And as I looked at more, I’m like, that is 100% my desk in the background

And my mind instantly goes to someone with a mask has been in my room, taken a photo of them threatening to stab me, and left (because logic).

I’m going to die tonight.

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So I thought that my friend had sent me a meme cause, why else would this appear in my camera roll:

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What the fuck

Do you call a giraffe?

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Nvm I called it Harper

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What the fuck

Do you call a giraffe?

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Currently at a hairdresser

And being judged by a guy for being on my phone

He hasn’t said anything

He isn’t doing anything

But the stench of “millennials are lazy and do nothing but go on social media” is strong

And I’m making a point by being entertained by my phone as intensely as possible

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“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

[jewish-privilege]

Yes, this is real (link to tweet). Yes, Tucker Carlson is literally repeating Nazi propaganda that aided the genocide of the Romani during the Holocaust. Yes, I am furious. 

(Also, although there is a large population of Romani in Romania, they aren’t indigenous to Romania. They’re a diasporic group originally from northern India.)

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Romani and Jewish have been screaming at the top of their lungs for years about neo-fascism in Europe, and Americans were totally aloof.

Then neo-fascism reared its head in America, but Roma and Jews were left out of the conversation in terms of people being impacted, because our oppression was “over.”

Now Tucker Carlson is on live TV using slurs and Nazi propaganda about Romani people, and I’m 90% most people on the left are just going to ignore it.

[volaee]

It’s fucking starting y'all. It’s happening again.

If you’re not Jewish or Roma PLEASE BOOST THIS.

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SAVE POINT

Now is the time to check whether you’re actually connected to wifi or that little 4G at the top :)

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*takes two fucking extra minutes to put my shoes on*

Family: OH MY GOD WE WERE WAITING FOR HALF AND HOUR WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO SLOW OH MY GOD WHAT TAKES YOU SO LONG