Overheard at Lux

Lux is a weird place with weird people. These conversations are bound to happen. Submissions box is open!

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Not me forgetting a new season came out today 🤦‍♀️ anyway, feel free to submit any and all quotes, I’ll be tagging with spoilers as usual!!

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Lucifer: Fine. I will try it once.

Lucifer: But when it sucks and I hate it, I’m gonna hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream “Told you so, told you so” for centuries.

Chloe: I look forward to the attention.

[comingupwithjoshdun]

FINAL SEASON OF LUCIFER ON SEPTEMBER 10TH IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I’M NOT OKAY

[kdhfndbs]

Chloe: Lucifer, please, you've been out here for hours. Why don't you take a break, and we can work through this together.

Lucifer: I KNOW HOW TO ASSEMBLE IKEA FURNITURE DETECTIVE-

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Amenadiel: At the end of the day, we are brothers.

Lucifer: If you take out the 'r' it becomes 'bother' which I think is much more fitting.

Michael:

Michael: brothe

Lucifer:

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Lucifer: Criminal record?

Lucifer: The only crime I've committed is killing it on the dance floor haha.

Chloe:

Lucifer: Well no actually I have killed several people.

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how hot is that character: eve, chloe, mazikeen? (we love our lucifer ladies) (i literally don't know what other fandoms you're in lol sorry)

Oh we do love our Lucifer ladies. Thanks for this one!!

Maze:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Every time I see Maze, my brain short-circuits because she’s hot as hell, pun intended. If she’s not in an episode I am always bummed. She’s got that swagger walk, the eyebrow slit, just !! Yes!!

Eve:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Look, everyone on Lucifer is capital-G Gorgeous, and Eve’s got that whole wide-eyed, absolute sweetheart about her. Also I would love to have her hair.

Chloe: Already answered here!

(As for other fandoms, lol too many to count. Right now, Lucifer, JaTP, & Lost in Space)

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Ella: Why aren't you dating Lucifer?

Chloe: Because I'd destroy him.

Ella: He'd be into that.

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Hey for the characters ask: Chloe ‘miracle’ Decker

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Look not to be dramatic but I would probably lay down my life for Chloe Decker. There's a reason she's a 'miracle' and the fact that she's just That Beautiful is pretty fitting. Love her

[noodle2thedoodle]

hey lets play how hot is that character

[question-meme]

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[samcaarter]

Lucifer: *Lucifers* Chloe: The Lord is testing me

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Lucifer: (comes home blackout drunk)

Chloe: Babe, do you want to come to bed?

Lucifer: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. (Passes out on the floor)

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Linda: And what do we say when things don't go our way?

Maze: That's homophobic.

Linda: No.

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Chloe: I don't know how to tell you all this, so I'm just going to whisper it in Ella's ear, causing her to shout it out in astonishment.

Chloe: (whispers to Ella)

Ella: YOU'RE DATING LUCIFER?!

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Chloe: Did you tell anyone we're dating?

Lucifer: Yes, Chloe, I have no self control and I told everyone that we're dating.

Chloe: Okay, no need for sarcasm.

Lucifer: No seriously, I have no control and I told everyone we're dating.

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Maze: (to a very dangerous criminal) I’m not afraid of you! None of us are.

Eve: I kind of am.

Maze: Shut up, Eve.

[tofandomhellandback]

Dan: Where's Chloe?

Ella: At LUX with Lucifer.

Dan: What is she doing there?

Ella: Hopefully Lucifer.