incorrect arcane quotes

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[overheardarcane]

jinx: ohmygod have you seen this new show? you need to watch it, it's on netflix!

jinx: pirate it if you don't have netflix

ekko: i have netflix

jinx: pirate it anyway

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jayce: so... *leans against the wall* come here often?

viktor: to...the lab?

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jinx: why are you looking at me through a fork?

caitlyn: i'm pretending you're in jail

jinx: excuse me

caitlyn: it's spiritually healing, makes me feel less bad about myself

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viktor: *clearly annoyed with jayce*

jayce: vik, why are you upset?

jayce, in a mocking tone as he stomps his feet in the floor: oh wait! is it because my shoes light up and yours don't?

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jayce: when you've been in the game as long as i have, you develop thick skin

viktor, walking by: green isn't really your color

jayce, holding back tears: green brings out my eyes you PRICK

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vi: moving onto plan B?

claggor: technically, this is plan G

mylo: how many plans are there?

mylo: is there a plan D?

vi: yeah, but you die in plan D

powder: i'm really starting to like plan D

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mel: jayce, we're starting to think you might have PTSD...

jayce: yeah, Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick

viktor: we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

jayce: hey guys, i don't think you understood how clever what i just said was

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ekko: vi, are you the big spoon or little spoon?

vi: clearly, im a knife

caitlyn: she's the little spoon

vi: hEY-

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[in a group chat]

jayce: [downloading img_2846.jpeg]

jayce: i made lightly fried fish fillets

mel: it's 2:25 am.

jayce: do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not?

mel: i mean, i guess

sky: wait, jayce, did you just make them?

jayce: yeah, i wasn't tired so i decided to make some lightly fried fish fillets

viktor: say lightly fried fish fillets one more time talis

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vi: eating makes me feel immortal

caitlyn: explain

vi: for example, if i ordered 42 buckets of fried chicken-

caitlyn: this better just be an example.

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silco: the next person to say "mood" or "same" or "me" after i make a threat, will be thrown out of the window onto solid concrete

jinx: mood

sevika: same

finn: me

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viktor, pouring a five hour energy into a four loco: have you ever tried a nine loco?

mel: at this point, you should just grow up and do coke

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ekko: could you please open the spaghetti sauce?

jinx: yeah

jinx: *smashes the jar on the counter and dumps it into the sauce pan*

vi: jinx, there's glass in it

jinx: adds to the texture!

ekko:

vi:

jinx:

jinx: 𝓬𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓱 𝓬𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓱 𝓬𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓱

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viktor, on twitter: I've been told i'm too negative and hostile towards jayce. so jay, if any of my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read.

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silco: when i said bring me back something from the beach, i meant like a seashell

jinx, struggling to hold a seagull in a bag: well, you didn't fucking say that, now did you ??

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jayce: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

viktor: you're not pushing hard enough

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vi: why is jinx upset?

ekko: she took a quiz called "which arcane character am i?"

vi: ...and who'd she get?

cait, from the other room: me