Overheard In Highschool

These are things I’ve overheard in my American Highschool

[happifying-things]

eek!

[hot-mess-stress-express]

Thor leading Valkyrie, Nebula, and Carol to fight Thanos in Endgame

[bestviralposts]

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

[depresso-not-cured-but-thanks]

I can hear this without sound

[overheardinahighschool]

Entry 20:

“Do you want my child’s foreskin? I circumcised him.”

[starlightandtears]

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

[reallycoolsoup]

Just say you’re a bottom and go

[overheardinahighschool]

Entry 19:

“My Hair has more kinks than the fanfiction I read.”

-me

[overheardinahighschool]

Entry 18:

“Got your girlfriend pregnant and she wants to keep the baby; here’s what you do: tell her to come upstairs and the Sparta kick back down. Repeat if necessary. You got this.”

-guy to guy

Me: (what the actual fuck)

[starry-frog]

a mountain biking vampire witch from the future 👀

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[wolfgangreborn]

big yikes

[catchymemes]

[overheardinahighschool]

17

“Best place to start a fight; Freshman wing near the bathrooms. Those teachers never do anything.”

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’m washin me and my bones

Bitch

[haruhis-dumpster]

she drunk as fuck

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[overheardinahighschool]

16

“ Everyday we stray further and further away from god...”

*continues to play cool math games*

[overheardinahighschool]

15

“You’re a horrible person.”

*thwacks me with his lanyard gently*

[overheardinahighschool]

14

“She looked over at me asking, are you an active shooter? And I was like: yeah, sure why not? I apparently look like one.”

[medusasflame]

Gen Z is slowly dying on the inside as you paint a smile on your face.

Gen Z is hoping for another bomb threat so you can get out of taking that math test.

Gen Z is laughing at things that make no sense to anyone else because they don’t realize that humor is the only thing we have left.

Gen Z is making nihilistic jokes all the time.

Gen Z is saying you want to die and hearing your friends say they want to die and not quite knowing if they really mean it anymore and being scared that they do.

Gen Z is not making those jokes so much after someone really does die.

Gen Z is knowing exactly why every door on campus needs an ID card to open.

Gen Z is knowing that those locks won’t do shit if something really happens.

Gen Z is wondering when someone will come to your school and start killing your friends.

Gen Z is hating the shitheads in charge and just waiting until you can finally do something about them.

Gen Z is being torn between wanting to die and wanting to overthrow the government.

Gen Z is being tired of being treated like a child when our childhoods were ripped away from us years ago.

Gen Z is growing up too fast but still no one else will take you seriously.

Gen Z is angry.

Gen Z is done.

Gen Z is here and you’d better watch your asses.