Oberheard

Derisively described by no less than Fearless and Loathing as one "of the many short-lived Oberheard blogs that have popped up over the years," so you know we're quality.

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I like people who looked like they just walked out of a shtetl.

Dascomb

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Did white people JUST find out about police brutality?

Azariah's

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Wax my anus. We'll have a party!

Azariah's

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It's my birthday! I'll be a diva if I want!

Warner

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Is my aesthetic “old man on vacation?”

Apollo Theater

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Switch to Palatino, motherfucker!

Slow Train

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Honestly, vaginas are just fragile as hell.

Bibbins

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Flirting is fun! It's like playing chess but with people's minds.

Slow Train

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Oh my Buddha! He was being a salty-ass mothafucka!

Slow Train

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Let's put some jizz in it!

Bibbins

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Oh, I brought hella Lactaid.

Village housing

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I rock the tote way too hard.

The Local

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Mudd

Girl 1: ... and you didn't have the financial capabilities?

Girl 2: That's why I sell weed! I sell weed to pay for my surgeries.

[overheardoberlin]

I miss Isaac Mizrahi. In the 90s Isaac Mizrahi was everything!

Mudd

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He doesn't believe in post-structuralism?!

Rice

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Bacon is like America, it's got a lot of obnoxious fans.

Stevenson

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IT'S NOT WHEAT! IT'S QUINOA!

Old B