Michael 'Over-Kill' Jones

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[overkilljones]

righthandbeardo‌:

[SMS: Omission] Tell me when you get hurt, Michael. [SMS: Omission] Taking time to heal won’t get you fired or killed. [SMS: Omission] We don’t want you dead. [SMS: Omission] There’s just data entry. When your arm’s better I’ve already got something lined up for you.

[SMS: Bail Money] I said go FUCK yourself, Jack.

[Michael tosses his phone onto the seat next to him and lifts only one arm to run his fingers through his hair, far past rational annoyance. He kicks his car into gear a moment later and speeds off in the opposite direction of Trials Files with one hand on the wheel.]

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pinksniperrifle:

doctor-gold:

But one of these days I’ll be right. And then I’ll be the richest man in the world just before we die….and Michael. End the world next Tuesday.

What’s the point in that happening right before? You can’t use any of it…

Fuck you I don’t work for you. I’ll end the world when I wanna end it.

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pinksniperrifle:

doctor-gold:

No. I’m just worried the world is going to end even sooner than I thought….I had good money on next tuesday too.

Please stop making bets about when the world is gonna end.

All I’m hearing is ‘yeah, you should have started a fight’.... ‘or at least the end of the world.’

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[Michael seems to be in peak health, without excess injuries, and with such a smirk on his face.]

Well yeah, some birthday traditions are supposed to be broken, right? Every time I start a fight on my birthday someone freaks out about my nose or my fingers or whatever else gets cut or split or broken or whatever. Would you rather I did go get slit?

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masterofstealthandcats:

“You took Jack’s car??” Lindsay questions. That does explain how Michael got here so quickly after her texts. And he did say that his car was impounded so they he would have taken someone’s car. “I’m sure if you let him know you came to see me he’ll back off a little. At least we’re getting you patched up instead of just going back out.”

Lindsay gently slaps at Michael’s hand everytime he keeps swiping her alcohol pad. She pouts a little but eventually the two finish patching Michael up. As she starts to pack the medkit back up, she listens to Michael and laughs a little. “Of course we are. They both have nothing on us!”

Michael can’t help grinning. His face is still visibly fucked up but there’s a bandage over the split on the bridge of his nose and there’s no more blood on his mouth. He looks human again, thankfully. Tomorrow there will be bruising and swelling but that doesn’t matter. Tonight he looks fine, and tonight’s the night he has Lindsay.

He picks himself up to follow her as she puts things away, toeing past cats he won’t bend down to scratch. “So- what are you feeling? Baseball bat, crow bars, lead pipe?” He trails behind her listing options. “Soon as we get to the impound and into my trunk you’ll have first pick-- cause I doubt Jack has anything fun in his car.”

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righthandbeardo:

[SMS: Omission] You’re not ripping him in half. [SMS: Omission] Touch him and I’ll tell Caleb to make it longer. [SMS: Omission] Great, so you won’t mind proving it to me? [SMS: Omission] Also, if I could have my car back that’d be great. [SMS: Omission] I need my keys to get back into North. [SMS: Omission] There’s paperwork there waiting for you.

[There’s a car downtown now missing a windshield- it’s glass scattered all through the car. Michael returns to his own car breathing heavy and it takes ten minutes for his next texts to arrive to Jack.]

[SMS: Bail Money] Fuck your car. [SMS: Bail Money] Go Fuck Yourself, Jack.

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righthandbeardo:

[SMS: Omission] An A/C separation is not a pulled muscle. [SMS: Omission] In fact it was described to me as “almost breaking his arm”. [SMS: Omission] If I keep you on duty you could seriously hurt yourself more. [SMS: Omission] Or keep it from healing. [SMS: Omission] Are you wearing a sling?

[SMS: Bail Money] That’s what it is to me! [SMS: Bail Money] Mother FUCKER he told you! [SMS: Bail Money] So much for Patient Fucking Doctor Confidentiality! [SMS: Bail Money] I’ll rip him in half! [SMS: Bail Money] It’s fucking FINE Jack, it’s in the fucking sling sure! 

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righthandbeardo:

[SMS: Omission] By all accounts, I should be asking you that. [SMS: Omission] Starting with why the hell you’re hiding injuries, Michael.

[SMS: Bail Money] I’m not hiding Jack Shit! [SMS: Bail Money] It’s a pulled fucking muscle and it happened days ago! [SMS: Bail Money] That’s no fucking reason to take me off duty!

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[SMS: Bail Money] JACK WHAT THE FUCK

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calebquicommunicat:

[SMS: Ursus] Maybe two months.

[SMS: BBCap] YOUVE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME [SMS: BBCap] TWO MONTHS?????????

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calebquicommunicat:

[SMS: Ursus] No.

[SMS: Ursus] BB just asked me to move you to the inactive list. [SMS: Ursus] Something about that arm of yours. [SMS: Ursus] Pack it up and head home.

[SMS: Ursus] And don’t shoot the Messenger.

[SMS: BBCap] What?!?! [SMS: BBCap] I’ve been doing fine haven’t I??

[SMS: BBCap] How long?

[SMS: BBCap] Caleb. [SMS: BBCap] How. Long.

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calebquicommunicat:

[SMS: Ursus] Put a rain check on that business this evening.

[SMS: Ursus] I just got some new information.

[SMS: BBCap] Shit, seriously? But I just got here. [SMS: BBCap] Can I still break like- one leg?

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cdjailhouse:

Ugh…that isn’t a fun topic either….can we just go steal some ice cream or something?

Eh, sure. Been a while since I did that. Maybe they don’t have the wanted poster up in the shop yet... C’mon, let’s go.

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cdjailhouse:

I just want to visit and it’s personal and I just….I don’t know. What were we talking about before this? Glitter right? Can we go back to that? Or anything else?

I mean we could but I don’t wanna talk about your dick glitter, either.

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cdjailhouse:

I don’t think it’s weird exactly. Just… really personal.

Personal shit is weird. 

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masterofstealthandcats:

Lindsay frowns a little at the injuries, thankfully they aren’t too bad but it would be better if he wasn’t hurt at all. But, she knows deep down, that their lifestyle was never an injury free one. They both bear scars of that, both physically and mentally.

“Geoff would be the worse one for sure.” Lindsay added as she started to patch Michael up. “Jack would at least be slight teasing here and then but he would eventually stop. Geoff wouldn’t let us live it down for months. Though at least half of crew probably wouldn’t let us down.” She paused for a moment and smiled to herself before picking back up. “But, I’d honestly be okay enduring the teasing because we’re together.”

"Jack’s gonna be unbearable for a completely different reason; I just took his car to get here and I left his place with a totally fucked up face-” Michael almost sounds proud of himself. “I’m either gonna get a lot of upset texts or nothing at all and that’s perfectly fine with me.”

Lindsay’s being pretty gentle, which Michael appreciates, but he already feels excited about their evening plans so he’s not in the mood to take his time. On a few occasions he even steals the alcohol pad she’s cleaning his face up with to brush more aggressively with it so she can move on. It stings but it means nothing. “You know what, though? Doesn’t fucking matter because we’re already a cooler fucking couple than Gavin and the stabby guy or Ray and his sugar daddy.”

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cdjailhouse:

So, in that case it was bad and dad really did the the right thing in beheading him. Not that I’m really questioning dad on that really.

I know. Even if I don’t take them with me I should go visit at least. [Chris hangs his head sadly before shaking his head.] Maybe I could just think of a reason to get them to go there other than the real reason and then since we are there anyways I can just…make myself tell them the real reason.

Even if you don’t give ‘em the reason I bet it wouldn’t be any weirder than half the shit Ryan does. They’d probably just be happy to be included. Fucking saps. [Michael scoffs]