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overkilljones :

[SMS: Bail Money] I said go FUCK yourself, Jack.

[Michael tosses his phone onto the seat next to him and lifts only one arm to run his fingers through his hair, far past rational annoyance. He kicks his car into gear a moment later and speeds off in the opposite direction of Trials Files with one hand on the wheel.]

[SMS: Omission] Stay safe. [SMS: Omission] And let yourself heal, god damnit.

overkilljones :

[There’s a car downtown now missing a windshield- it’s glass scattered all through the car. Michael returns to his own car breathing heavy and it takes ten minutes for his next texts to arrive to Jack.]

[SMS: Bail Money] Fuck your car. [SMS: Bail Money] Go Fuck Yourself, Jack.

[SMS: Omission] Tell me when you get hurt, Michael. [SMS: Omission] Taking time to heal won’t get you fired or killed. [SMS: Omission] We don’t want you dead. [SMS: Omission] There’s just data entry. When your arm’s better I’ve already got something lined up for you.

overkilljones :

[SMS: Bail Money] That’s what it is to me! [SMS: Bail Money] Mother FUCKER he told you! [SMS: Bail Money] So much for Patient Fucking Doctor Confidentiality! [SMS: Bail Money] I’ll rip him in half! [SMS: Bail Money] It’s fucking FINE Jack, it’s in the fucking sling sure!

[SMS: Omission] You’re not ripping him in half. [SMS: Omission] Touch him and I’ll tell Caleb to make it longer. [SMS: Omission] Great, so you won’t mind proving it to me? [SMS: Omission] Also, if I could have my car back that’d be great. [SMS: Omission] I need my keys to get back into North. [SMS: Omission] There’s paperwork there waiting for you.

doctor-gold :

Joel loses it again. What the fuck sort of line was that? Holy shit. Did Mr Stab-kill-kill seriously… “Oh my fucking god what a dork!” Joel managed to choke out between the laughs. “Oh god that’s fucking awesome.”

“Mr. Stab-kill-kill? That’s your nickname for Ryan?” Jack laughs himself. “He’s a huge dork, for the most part. Just a particularly dangerous one.”

overkilljones :

[SMS: Bail Money] I’m not hiding Jack Shit! [SMS: Bail Money] It’s a pulled fucking muscle and it happened days ago! [SMS: Bail Money] That’s no fucking reason to take me off duty!

[SMS: Omission] An A/C separation is not a pulled muscle. [SMS: Omission] In fact it was described to me as “almost breaking his arm”. [SMS: Omission] If I keep you on duty you could seriously hurt yourself more. [SMS: Omission] Or keep it from healing. [SMS: Omission] Are you wearing a sling?

doctor-gold :

Joel can’t help but laugh. Oh Ray is so going to get questions about Ryan’s flirting. He wasn’t jealous, but who says checkered shoes are a ‘good fit’ for someone’s feet? Christ it’s good that Jack thinks Geoff is probably choosing Caleb. Kid can at least help them plan with minimal death. When Joel is able to calm his laughter down to some giggles he nods. “Juniors it is. Christ you have to tell me more.”

Jack keeps his attention briefly on the road, ready to grab the wheel should Joel start to swerve from laughing. He’s not dying today. When it’s clear they’re safe, his attention returns to his phone. “He asked for advice once on how to tell Gavin that he thought Gold looks good on him. But he asked by saying ‘how do I tell him that if he was inside a bank I’d rob it purely for his monetary value’.”

overkilljones

[SMS: Bail Money] JACK WHAT THE FUCK

righthandbeardo

[SMS: Omission] By all accounts, I should be asking you that. [SMS: Omission] Starting with why the hell you’re hiding injuries, Michael.

doctor-gold :

“Agreed. If. Right now though I’m safe and in good standing all around if I’m going to be the best man. Who’d Geoff get to be his?” Joel says as he shakes his head. He just hoped the had chosen someone stable enough to not start a fight during the ceremony. “Oh I want to hear about this. Was it a total train wreck? And do we still want to go there and drink now that you’ve told me or do you want to go somewhere else?” Joel pulls out of the parking lot getting ready to head off towards Juniors just in case he still wanted to drink.

“I don’t know. I.. I don’t know if he’s told anyone either? I’m willing to bet it’d be Caleb though.” Jack groans. “It was. Anytime Ryan’s involved with anything romantic it might as well be a slow burn drama. It’s so god damn bad. I’m pretty sure I heard him one call Ray’s checkered shoes ‘a good fit for his feet’. I-.. I don’t know. Probably still Junior’s? It’s the safest spot in town for me.”

calebquicommunicat :

[SMS: Aurum] Why does Michael have your car?

[SMS: Screenlookin’] I have no god damn idea. [SMS: Screenlookin’] He just took my keys and ran off with it the other day.

calebquicommunicat :

[SMS: Aurum] Dammit.

[SMS: Aurum] Alright, I’ll get him off the job and move him. [SMS: Aurum] But I reserve the right to tell him it’s your order. [SMS: Aurum] I’m just the messenger : )

[SMS: Screenlookin’] If he’s got a problem with it, he can call me. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Maybe then I’ll get my car back too.

doctor-gold :

“Oh please I’m about as scared of Geoff as I am Gus. I already know they can both kill me whenever and get away with it. But at least I know Ray would avenge me if Geoff killed me.” Joel said with a grin as he pulled into a parking lot. “Nope. But can you really imagine him flirting? Or any of your kids?….Also where were we going again? I feel like we’ve been driving for forever and I completely forgot where we were going.”

“That’s if he killed you.” Jack mentally takes note that apparently Gus places higher than Geoff. Can’t use Ray to take him out if he should ever turn on them. Maybe Michael? Not important, edit the file later to add Ray to the impossible column. “I’ve seen it and I don’t want to think about it. Junior’s. We were supposed to be going to junior’s because I wanted to be way drunker when I asked and admitted I’d told Michael first.”

calebquicommunicat :

[SMS: Aurum] He was still active as of this morning. [SMS: Aurum] Can I safely assume he’s hiding an injury and needs to be put on inactive? [SMS: Aurum] And follow up question- [SMS: Aurum] I may have sent him to go break a man’s leg this afternoon so if he’s not done with that yet can I move him to inactive after that? [SMS: Aurum] I don’t want to reschedule a leg breaking. That gets so complicated.

[SMS: Screenlookin’] God damnit. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Yeah. At least a month, if not two. [SMS: Screenlookin’] If he hasn’t gone to do it already, it needs to be rescheduled. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Or send someone else. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Just got word his arm’s fucked.

doctor-gold :

Joel swerves the car again as the yelling caught him off guard. “…I guess he didn’t tell you that huh? Well now he’s going to maim me. Least he knows things can be smooth even if his pick up lines aren’t.”

“I swear to god if we get into an accident, I’m making sure you live just so you can face Geoff’s wrath for it.” He laughs, mostly just off adrenaline. “He sure as hell didn’t. Was he practicing pick up lines on you?”

[SMS: Screenlookin’] Quick question for you. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Have you pulled Michael off any jobs as of recently? [SMS: Screenlookin’] Or is he still in the Active list?

#Calebquicommunicat

doctor-gold :

“……You told the idiot that nearly broke his arm in a claw machine before you told me? Really? Really Jack? That is who you told first?” Joel lets out a sigh. “Eh I guess letting your kid know first is alright. But I’m at least in the top five right?”

“HE DID WHAT?!” Jack’s voice is far louder than it needs to be to reach Joel next to him. He’s immediately scrambling for his phone. “In my defense, Joel, he was calling me a hypocrite for giving him advice. I needed something to show Happy Endings aren’t all smooth!”

doctor-gold :

“So. I’m not the first one to find out? And you took MONTHS to tell me?”

“I uh.. I told Michael while he was freaking out about trying to ask out Lindsay. That was how I realized I hadn’t told anyone yet.” He admits, refusing to look at Joel.

doctor-gold :

“Both of you asked? Of fucking course you did. You are both sappy shits. Least I’m the first to know. Even if it is months late.”

“We are.. It’s so sweet..” Jack smiles but it’s quick to disappear. “Uh.. Actually.. About that.”

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