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@calebquicommunicat
Awwww I’m honored!! And of course it can wait till tomorrow. We are running a little low on food as well. Maybe we can go grocery shopping tomorrow?
Sure, shopping tomorrow. Or we just call grocery delivery again.We’ll have to figure out what we need for the week.
livefromlossantos:
Because yours is really delicious! And I want your baking, honey.
You’re absolutely the only person I would drop everything for to make pumpkin desserts. But please tell me it can wait until tomorrow- there’s no pumpkin in this house.
cdjailhouse:
….But uncle Caleb. I don’t know how to make pumpkin cake…or really pumpkin anything. Well I mean, other than pie.
Googling things is a valid method of learning recipes. And much quicker than asking me.
It’s only September why do all of you keep asking me for Pumpkin Cake?
overkilljones:
[SMS: BBCap] What?!?! [SMS: BBCap] I’ve been doing fine haven’t I??
[SMS: BBCap] How long?
[SMS: BBCap] Caleb. [SMS: BBCap] How. Long.
[SMS: Ursus] Maybe two months.
overkilljones:
[SMS: BBCap] Shit, seriously? But I just got here. [SMS: BBCap] Can I still break like- one leg?
[SMS: Ursus] No.
[SMS: Ursus] BB just asked me to move you to the inactive list. [SMS: Ursus] Something about that arm of yours. [SMS: Ursus] Pack it up and head home.
[SMS: Ursus] And don’t shoot the Messenger.
[SMS: Ursus] Put a rain check on that business this evening.
[SMS: Ursus] I just got some new information.
righthandbeardo:
[SMS: Screenlookin’] If he’s got a problem with it, he can call me. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Maybe then I’ll get my car back too.
[SMS: Aurum] Why does Michael have your car?
righthandbeardo:
[SMS: Screenlookin’] God damnit. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Yeah. At least a month, if not two. [SMS: Screenlookin’] If he hasn’t gone to do it already, it needs to be rescheduled. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Or send someone else. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Just got word his arm’s fucked.
[SMS: Aurum] Dammit.
[SMS: Aurum] Alright, I’ll get him off the job and move him. [SMS: Aurum] But I reserve the right to tell him it’s your order. [SMS: Aurum] I’m just the messenger : )
[SMS: Screenlookin’] Quick question for you. [SMS: Screenlookin’] Have you pulled Michael off any jobs as of recently? [SMS: Screenlookin’] Or is he still in the Active list?
[SMS: Aurum] He was still active as of this morning. [SMS: Aurum] Can I safely assume he’s hiding an injury and needs to be put on inactive? [SMS: Aurum] And follow up question- [SMS: Aurum] I may have sent him to go break a man’s leg this afternoon so if he’s not done with that yet can I move him to inactive after that? [SMS: Aurum] I don’t want to reschedule a leg breaking. That gets so complicated.
dickie-puppeteer:
Well I’m a giver you know. Buuuuut mostly a taker.
Well do me a favor and take your cake, I’ve got to head out. There’s more work to be done.
dickie-puppeteer:
Exactly. But I keep them around for spare parts for my kids.
How thoughtful.
dickie-puppeteer:
Yeah you know. The other other guys. They do grunt work for us.
There’s a Lot of guys like that. They’re definitely not your kids.
dickie-puppeteer:
No no no. I know Matt and Jeremy. They are in your guys’ group. I mean the other other guys.
The Other ‘Other Guys’?
dickie-puppeteer:
No. You guys were the a group. The others…well honestly I barely learned their names.
That’s not a nice way to think of the B-Team Geoff. What would Mark and Germany think about you not remembering their names?
dickie-puppeteer:
Whaaaaaaaaat? Spare kids? Nah. Pfft. No totally not. No. Nope. Maybe.
You definitely thought at least a few of us would be dead by now.
dickie-puppeteer:
Right. Okay yeah. No tattoos then…granted we could just get Michael double or triple tattooed for you instead?
[Caleb shakes his head at Geoff backtracking] Stop freaking out-- and stop using Michael as a spare Caleb. That’s just trouble waiting to happen. [He laughs] Is that why you have so many kids? To have spares of each one?
