Dopest Dope

I like things. And also sometimes stuff.

[cyberho]

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 

[lesmiserabelles]

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

[kermitlesbian]

i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄

[great-and-small]

-my cat when I yell at him for running around the house as fast as possible at 3am

[april]

cats will be like "mreep" and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you

[heateron]

- louise glück

[damnmashton-deactivated20240607]

Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201612]

[normal-horoscopes]

REMEMBER: THE INTERNET DRAINS YOUR SPIRITUAL ENERGY AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN REPLENISH IT IS GAS STATION DICK PILLS AND CAPRI SUN

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[hedgiwithapen]

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

[unamedwatcher]

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[budgie-research-blog]

thinking

[detailedart]

Come at my place tonight. You’ll reign over the skies. | By @iambrandon747 on IG.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[sistertaxon]

[filmgifs]

Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

[wicked-felina]

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[ostolero]