[overviolet]

i cannot fucking believe i am back on tumblr in the good year of twenty twenty five

[feignedremote]

Donato Giancola, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep: The Lovers (detail), 2009

[folkjunk]

[sleepin]

[mothurs]

honestly? i find comfort in knowing i exist at the same time as the people i hold dear to my heart

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[wlwellbutrin]

maybe……… people sometimes dress or act provocatively at pride…………. because it’s the only place we CAN dress or act provocatively without fearing for our lives

[heterophobicmaxanne]

maybe that’s also the reason gay people act that way in gay clubs. maybe the two gay men passionately making out on the dance floor are doing so because it’s the only place where they’re able to do that.

[wlwellbutrin]

HMMMMM u know i think u may be onto something here! maybe gay people aren’t overly sexual degenerates after all! whom'st the fuck knew!

[velociraptors-in-hats]

Woody’s roundup is keeping my dash way safer than Tumblr’s new filters ever could

[sage-the-mage]

Okay what is this woody’s roundup thing I’m so confused

[velociraptors-in-hats]

You know how sometimes you’d see an argument on your dash, and one person was being an ass, and it got a lot of notes, and the ass’s account deactivated? Someone (likely a group of people) snagged a fuckton of those deactivated urls and turned them into this weird, hivemind-like rp of woody from toy story. So now, on those old argument posts, if you click on the source of a blog saying “racism is good actually”, it’s got an icon of woody and the title is “Howdy Pardner”

 They also “got memeufacturing” yesterday, which increased the attention given to them. Memeufacturing was a popular shitpost blog that deactivated when people claimed the person running it was sexually harassing people (and doing some other icky stuff, I forget the details, it was like a year ago), so now if anyone clicks on the source of an old memeufacturing shitpost, it’s one of these strange woody rp blogs. 

People have also been calling it the Woody Takeover and the Woody Collective, but whoever is running these blogs seems to prefer to call themsel(f/ves) “woody’s roundup”. 

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

thank you Sheriffs for keeping our town safe

[akvela]

[silenthill]

Self care is putting your face on a very soft cat

[glumshoe]

Today we were given the opportunity to get “camp names”. Each day camp staff member wrote their name on a piece of paper so that everyone could supply potential nicknames for them. At the end of next week, we’ll vote on our favorites, and that will be their “camp name”.

Some suggestions I made:

-Scrumpo -Bog Leech -He Who Walks Behind the Rows -3rd Wave Intersectional Feminism -The Powerhouse of the Cell -The Puppetmaster -Stagnant Tomb Air -Nyarlathotep -Machete Yeti -Fanfiction.com -Hhhhhhhorse -Smash Mouth -Dream Sequence -Gorebag -The Blasted Heath

I am great at nicknames.

[eggerlandmystery]

i always thought kiwis were like the size of the fruit kiwi for some reason

theyre p big 

[heortewyrm-deactivated20180606]

ill be damned

[culturenlifestyle]

[binkybun]

you can lead a horse to water

you can leave your horse behind

[felren13]

but your horse can’t dance and if he can’t dance

[wilwarindi]

Well, he’s no horse of mine

[mqdv]

[phreshouttarunway]

[melisica]

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