Alien™

Sage | they/she | nb/bi | I frequently forget this account exists I've had it so many years lmao

[thememedaddy]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[blumemes]

[bebx]

[my-dailydreams]

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

[274th]

and this is why we don't have online sharing LMFAAAOOOOOO

[sapphireh3arts]

did you know literally *everyone* is raised racist. like by society at minumum, if not specifically by their parents. if you aren't constantly questioning the prejucides around and inside of YOU, yes even you, then you aren't taking enough action in your daily life to be a traitor to the state of white supremacy.

[depsidase]

[tlirsgender]

Gonna start telling chatgpt people to replace it with divination for their random decision-making. Maybe the cards should take a crack at telling you what to have for lunch

[tlirsgender]

It does involve yknow learning a skill and interpreting symbols i.e. "effort" and "thinking" which might scare them off but it has to be better for your brain to be like hmmm idk. I'm gonna throw some bones about it

[tlirsgender]

At least the pendulum can tell you no. That's half of its whole job

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

[rockshitty]

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[nikoco11]

place where it rained :)

[museeeuuuum]

Heads up for researchers using AI to search museum, archive, and library databases:

My work has been receiving requests for records that don't exist. We have also been testing AI to see how it responds to certain requests and it creates historical documents that don't exist and seems to think that database numbers are interchangeable.

If you are using AI to "help" you do basic research, it's giving you false info and making your work harder than if you just used the search function yourself.

Also, we (the staff who manage these things) know that you're using AI, and it makes you look stupid and lazy.

[pukicho]

Is it true you are the one causing climate change?

Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.

[pukicho]

Stop calling me taylor swift

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

happy world frog day, 50 frogs to go until we hit 8,000 species described!!

[patheticwheeler]

@markscherz

[markscherz]

There is a small but real chance I will get to Do The Thing. Watch this space.