I put on my robe and wizard hat

Overwatch OC RP blog. Follows from @peanutbuttersciencetime.

[overwizard-blog]

Well, we haven't seen you in a while.

Maybe I’ve been on secret missions? Or maybe I forgot my password!

[itsfoolproof]

Dinner and drinks!

[overwizard-blog]

SEE O HAD HAF OF THE ZOMBIE IN NOT S LIGHT WATR

[itsfoolproof]

Since everything is awful, I’m going to go ahead and make the decision to drink. Sure, I’m also stuffing my face with sushi, but alcohol is going in there too.

[overwizard-blog]

Drink!

Solution to every problem!

[itsfoolproof]

Says the guy who ordered a zombie, took three - four sips, i see you thing to make yourself look better - and then offered the rest to me.

You’re lucky I want to be drunk.

[overwizard-blog]

Safe amounts of drink!

Solution to every problem!

[overwizard-blog]

Also, the zombie is 81 proof, I'm used to them being in the 65-75 proof range

[itsfoolproof]

Since everything is awful, I’m going to go ahead and make the decision to drink. Sure, I’m also stuffing my face with sushi, but alcohol is going in there too.

[overwizard-blog]

Drink!

Solution to every problem!

[itsfoolproof]

Says the guy who ordered a zombie, took three - four sips, i see you thing to make yourself look better - and then offered the rest to me.

You’re lucky I want to be drunk.

[overwizard-blog]

Safe amounts of drink!

Solution to every problem!

[itsfoolproof]

Since everything is awful, I’m going to go ahead and make the decision to drink. Sure, I’m also stuffing my face with sushi, but alcohol is going in there too.

[overwizard-blog]

Drink!

Solution to every problem!

[haroldofdarktidings]

[overwizard-blog]

😍

[bushidodad-deactivated20150118]

The thicker the thighs, the sweeter the prize

[3rdeyeego]

Facts.

[rpsombraonline-blog]

Sometimes… I wonder what my life would have been like had I never been affiliated with Los Muertos… I certainly wouldn’t be the notorious hacker I am today, so maybe I never would have fallen into the hands of Talon, either. Perhaps I would have been able to lead a normal life, instead of taking on an alias and always being on the run…. Maybe, I would have more friends, and people I can trust. Maybe there would be more people who could trust me. But when you’re always on the run - always being hunted - you can’t afford to get close to anyone… I can admire from a distance, but I can’t get within reach… 

[overwizard-blog]

Hey, you up for going out for a drink? I don’t really know you, but nobody deserves to be lonely.

[overwizard-blog]

Seduction Meme: Hey there little wizard, I know you can pull a rabbit out of that hat, but what about a Sylvanon? Let's sit down together and make some real magic~ -Sylvanon

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT 

Sorry, but I’m just a bit salty about what you’ve just done to my head.

[overwizard-blog]

Congratulations Kavi! You've won yourself a non-refundable Magic-Anon! For the next day and a half, your ears will move to the top of your head and become rabbits ears. I'm not a monster though, that silly hat of yours? It'll still fit. Earholes and what not. Enjoy your new appendages. -Sylvanon

Uh, excuse me, what? You can’t just say something’s happening and expect it to be true. I mean -- wait....

[img src]

FUCKER. Did you glue these on? They hurt when I pull on them... Oh, wait, shit, I’m actually hearing out of these. HOW?!

[fizkult-privet]

A pink winter rose / Beautiful and dangerous / Do I dare hold her? - @overwizard

Start with cuddling, see where it goes? ))))) 

[overwizard-blog]

Cuddling is excellent. I’m in.

[overwizard-blog]

[To: AndSomeMayCallHim...Kavi] So. You broke that window. Well done, but I think somebody is going to notice. Oh. Yup. There's the Alarm. Think that means you're caught? :Pc -Sylvanon

Pfft, no, I’m not caught. At this point, the guards are just alerted. Then, if they come and see me, I’ll have been noticed. After that, if they manage to catch up to me and restrain me until the police come, and if I somehow fail to break free before ending up in jail, well then I’ll be caught.

As it is? Nah, just need some distractions, maybe a fire here or there, and a little trap to delay the guards, and I can be in and out without actually getting caught. Now excuse me, I have a bit of work to do!

[overwizard-blog]

Will bench press you. Leave robe, keep wizard hat. )))

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

[monstergirlsinc]

Try to seduce my Muse.

Then they will respond and rate you:

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

[emperor-arzon-deactivated201903]

[overwizard-blog]

…Did I accidentally join a cult?

[fizkult-privet]

Just saying, am right here???? Do not have to call out in multiple posts!

[overwizard-blog]

O-oh, hey there…

Big thighs and brown eyes? 💖

[fizkult-privet]

Cannot skip leg day with thighs like these.

[overwizard-blog]

Um. Mind if I watch? Y’know, study your technique? Because I’m probably going to need to do the... having muscle thing?

[spite-and-ethanol]

I have an overwhelming urge to set something on fire

[overwizard-blog]

I can whip up some napalm for you real quick if you want.

[rawrmeansmemes]

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”