Mental Dumping Ground

I will be posting story ideas that I have and general rambilings that I've been longing to dislodge from my skull. (not that it makes me special on here or anything, just setting expectations) Anything labled Story Idea will be free to take if you so chose, don't bother crediting

[softservedplatter]

Im pretty sure this is how episode 2 went

Ref :

Saw this twitter art trend and immediately thought of Reno and Kafka

[dulireartt]

I think Zanka would be great in the kitchen, but Riyo… she'd be terrible😭

[mechazushi]

@quinowskie

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[probablybadrpgideas]

A colorblind ranger, who wears a bright orange cloak thinking it's forest green.

Stealth is maxed out, and everyone is confused about how he manages to hide despite being the color of a circus tent.

it's the high-vis effect, people simply erase him from their minds

[thememedaddy]

[sindri42]

I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.

[lentilswitheverything]

Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies

[bumblebeebats]

I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up

[teaboot]

You encountered I.T. Poirot

[ohhelloimsotired]

Two angels.

One was thrown out, and One was abandoned.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[frontmansdefender]

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[the-joju-experience]

I mean, I guess there's always the inherent eroticism of the sea

[kohakumeltyblood]

Does any one have that post where it's two gifs and the first one says "I'm fucking" and the second says "I'm not fucking" they're like two gifs taken from the middle of big gif posts

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

i might have the gifs themselves lemme check

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

almost,

[kohakumeltyblood]

I'll take it

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

WAIT I GOT IT

[kohakumeltyblood]

I love a happy ending

[lwqz52]

what if simon and grace found some vodka? [comics lol]

tw!!! a little suggestive! :р

yay

[saffronsagodlyherb]

Grace gay as hell statement

[mechazushi]

It came to me in a vision.... 20 minutes before I had to eat so I didn't get much time to flesh it out.

[idocreative]

May i steal this design

[idocreative]

@mechazushi here ya go

Kikoru cropped it for him lol.

Bonus hoshina

Tehe

[mechazushi]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!!!!

You even made the letters different colors to make it stand out more!!!! I just made them more bold and hoped it would be seen that way.

I feel like Kikoru cropped it as a joke but it just backfired horribly.

The bonus Hoshina was INCREDIBLY necessary thank you so much.

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

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[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[theautumnaldemon]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[mechazushi]

@flork-of-cows-official Don't you have plans for a Mexican vtuber?

[mechazushi]

It came to me in a vision.... 20 minutes before I had to eat so I didn't get much time to flesh it out.

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue