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[ovidialee]

As I reduce my Tumblr time, these are my top 3 haunts:

HP Spoonies Discord - Welcome Post

Let’s be friends once the queue’s done--that’s all folks!

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[cannibalchicken]

[sp8sexual]

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

[computer-girlfriend]

[ovidialee]

nostalgia

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

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Remaining time: 17045 days 13 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[hollowboobtheory]

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

[ovidialee]

Hi Vi, I hope all is well! I’m writing in search of a story I think you wrote, Snape death eater chronicles? I’ve been searching all over the internet for it but have had no luck. I was wondering what happened to it? Is there anywhere that I could read it? It was truly my favourite:) Thanks in advance!

Hi Seraphim,

Gah I was wondering when this day would come ;D

Oh you are the sweets, aren't you? Thank you so much for saying that--it's truly one of my favourites as well, and spawned a few high quality spin-offs and continuations.

It has been quietly and securely placed into the Room of Requirements for the foreseeable future. If you check my collections, you'll see works set in the same universe, and even the conclusion to DEC written by another.

Thanks again for reaching out!

Humbly yours, Vi

[nivolumab000q-deactivated202506]

can u believe cherries are real and we can just eat them

[dailykafka]

Kafka on his vacation:

[tim-official]

orcs would love going to costco

[tim-official]

you get it

[b777-36n]

No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

[per4mancecheck]

[pseudocapsicum]

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

[tilthat]

TIL Sharks love heavy metal because the low-frequency vibrations are similar to the sounds made by struggling fish

via reddit.com

[big-robot-fan]

I dare you to find a more metal sentence than “Sharks love heavy metal because it sounds like their dying prey”

[sstarlust]

[smilingformoney]

Harry Potter characters and their reactions to covid

James

Doesn’t believe in covid. Continues going around maskless, doesn’t stay at home, pretends to have asthma when someone asks about his mask.

Sirius

Believes it’s real but doesn’t think it’s that serious. Says “it’s just a bad flu.” Isn’t opposed to wearing a mask but frequently forgets.

Remus

Caught covid early on. Suffers from long covid.

Peter

Gave Remus covid.

Snape

Wears a mask even just to take the bins out. Hasn’t been seen without plastic gloves on since 2019. Carries around a two-metre-long stick and pokes people who don’t socially distance.

Hermione

The same as Snape, minus the stick. Frequently yells at people for not wearing their mask. Makes passive aggressive posts on the neighbourhood Facebook page about people not following the guidelines.

Harry

Tries to follow the guidelines, but finds it all very confusing. Wears his mask backwards and upside down.

Ron

Wears his mask under his nose.

Neville

Hasn’t left the house since March 2020 because his grandmother is vulnerable.

Dumbledore

Reluctantly put his staff on furlough and took them off it as soon as he could. Will not adapt to home working.

Draco

Got his vaccine early because Father has connections. Thought he was invincible after he got the first jab. Caught covid one week before his second jab was scheduled.

[solasnarealtai-deactivated20221]

Conversation with the authors - Part 1!

Click here to read The One: A Druna and Dravidia Story, a four-part series by @ovidialee and @solasnarealtai (wolfofwinterfell). Read below for the first installment of a discussion with the authors!

O: I'm going to say one word. Ferret.

W: I love prompts and finding ways to sort of test the boundaries with them, or explore different angles. So one day last year I received a message with a rather elaborate prompt regarding Severus and Draco. It felt entirely romantic to me, and since I firmly headcanon Severus as Draco’s godfather, that didn’t work for me. But there was a line about Draco talking to Severus about being turned into the ferret, and you and I latched onto that. I mean, obviously that’s been a big thing in the fandom for a while; it wasn’t like it was new to us. It just came on the heels of our collection about Lucius, and I don’t think we could let it go. I am glad we didn’t end up calling this Ferret when we published, though. (Also I’m laughing, but since this is text, you sadly can’t hear me.)

O: Remember when we said we were going to aim for around 2000 words? I believe we used the term “sweet spot”

W: I have trouble letting go of things, clearly. This was a hostage situation. Luna and Draco are my cohorts. Joking aside, I do have to laugh, because I have only ever written one multi-chapter fic in my life (years ago) and have only written one-shots since then. I can’t even write a paragraph with my own original characters. And then we open up our docs and just put out this novella. It’s hilarious we thought we could get this all out in a range of 4000-5000 words between the two of us. Looking back at that just makes me smile (fondly, of course).

O: Yes I straight up cackle at our naïveté. The whole process was very fluid and I love how we just went with it. One thing our readers may not know is that we wrote this series out of order. I was the keeper of the timeline, and it did morph as we kept churning out material.

W: Thank you again, by the way. Without that timeline we would have been…well, who knows where or when! Sorry, you know I like my dad jokes. I’ve never written something in conjunction with someone so cohesively, especially something that wasn’t absolutely rigid. We had points we really wanted to hit, and it didn’t really matter when we wrote that. Everything just clicked. Really the whole thing felt like a writers’ room.

[ovidialee]

Read The One here

[januaryisnotanartist]

Corn Flakes (the breakfast cereal) were allegedly made by Kellogs to be the most unsexy of Cereals, to make people less horny.

Fanfic idea: Corn Flakes are the only other known cure to Sex Pollens

[adhd-vibes]

it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!

[adhd-vibes]

right after i watch this short video

[adhd-vibes]

[solasnarealtai-deactivated20221]

The One: Part 4 by @ovidialee and wolfofwinterfell.

The fourth - and final - installment of The One: a Druna and Dravidia Story is here! This collaboration between @ovidialee and @solasnarealtai has been an absolute blast to work on and to read.

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Jae Kim/Player Character (Hogwarts Memory), Jae Kim (Hogwarts Mystery)/Original Female Character

Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape, Jae Kim (Hogwarts Mystery), Original Female Character(s), Original Character(s) of Color, Neville Longbottom

Additional Tags: Weddings, Wedding Fluff, Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter), Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy, Magizoology (Harry Potter), Magizoologist Luna Lovegood, Hogwarts Professors, Professor Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape Lives, Hogwarts, Post-Hogwarts, Malfoy Manor (Harry Potter), Character(s) of Color, Family, Family Feels, Porn with Plot, Found Family, friends are family

Summary: A beautiful beach wedding for Jae Kim and Ovidia Lee, a burgeoning friendship with the latter, and Draco Malfoy‘s undivided devotion: in 2008, Luna is going from strength to strength. With a gentle, blind rescue thestral at the manor and even a new job opportunity, it seems Luna could want for nothing.

So why do misgivings continue to plague her mind?

[ovidialee]

You guys we did it! 27,000 words later and we have a novella that moved us in a way we didn’t expect. See what becomes of Draco x Luna, Jae x Vi, even @nonie-star x Merula!