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[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?

you have been turned into this cat breed!

How do you feel!

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I'm happy!

:3

ew.

Remaining time: 16 hours 47 minutes

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[tame-the-lion-writes]

Imagine Soap going downstairs at like 2:00 am to use the restroom and he sees this:

Everyone is woken up early that morning by high pitched screaming.

^ canon

Other times she's human and it's even worse cause her eyes are still reflective

[pikaole]

🐟 Seahorses 🐎

[deadstag]

[rrredgi]

A little artistic rendition 🦌🦌🦌

[rat-rambles]

I have a theroy.

Alastor girlies how many of you are

ace

ace aro

aro

not ace or aro

Voting ended onJun 5

Girlies but gender inclusivene

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[necronomipod]

Can't just leave this in the comments

[toiletpudding]

When the microwave in the exorcist's break room goes out.

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[theprofessional-amateur]

Pride 2004: Reagan’s death June 5, 2004

Pride 2015: Obergfell v Hodges ruling announced June 26, 2015

Pride 2026: 🤞🏻

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

tears in my eyes

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just sat down on the toilet so hard it shook the floor and i just heard a quiet “god damn” outside the bathroom door

[trans]

Are u live-blogging this on the John???

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

im scared and alone in here man

[samimarkart]

🌈

[kitsunesongs]

The reason why Alastor and Lucifer's first meeting went so poorly, is because they have, by definition, extremely dominant, territorial cat-like personalities who both consider the Hotel "their" space

And like every well-meaning but ignorant cat owner, Charlie just pushed these two in one place and hoped for the best

Now I'm thinking of a timeline where the Hotel went through the proper cat introduction steps xDD

I am LAUGHING at the idea of Charlie being a responsible Cat Owner (she learned because of KeeKee!) and taking steps when introducing her dad to the hotel and the others!

[shortnstoat]

Imagine how hilarious it would have been if Velvette or Valentino got tired of hearing the wheels from Alastor’s rolling chair on the floor so they tie him to a wooden one only to immediately regret it when Alastor basically goes “Bet :)” and starts pushing himself across the floor. Like it’s all quiet and shit then suddenly sSCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE.

Safe to say he quickly got his rolling chair back.

[dragons-teardrops]

Alastor being good at cooking probably isn't canon but I don't care I've believed that headcanon since the pilot and I am sticking with it until the end

[bumblebee-chimera]

guys it’s in fact canon he can cook what’s happening/lh

[shortnstoat]

*INHALES* History lesson!!

History wise, it also makes sense that he is skilled at making home cooked meals as things we commonly use nowadays like convenience stores weren’t extremely popular until World War II and expanding into the 1950’s where the birth of coupons began so there WERE general stores but many simply preferred to hunt/forage and living in a bayou offered a wide variety of things from gator meat (and possibly eggs but of course it’s very risky), crayfish, nuts, berries, and even vegetables like shoots for foods like gumbo. And of course fishing.