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Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.

teathattast

Either they're related or this is the same person

jozz404

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

teathattast

I'd like to believe you but we both know what you're capable of

sinnahsaint

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

rebakitt3n

siphersaysstuff

“The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. Your boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.”

― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

asterosian

A trans man coming out as a man is never a loss.

I don’t care if he went into a male-dominated field. All fields are cis dominated.

I don’t care if he’s a straight man now. He should be allowed to be himself and happy. He does not owe it to you to be a miserable lesbian for your comfort.

I don’t care if you thought he was hotter before. His happiness is worth the price of your desire. Also you’re wrong and I’m giving him my number.

More trans men is a good thing. More trans men means more closeted trans men are feeling safe to come out. That’s a good thing.

luxshine

A trans man coming out means that there's now a man who is happy with himself and who UNDERSTANDS what we, woman, go through. He's one more ally, and he's one more brother.

His happiness is everything. And he should always, always be treasured.

gdcreeper

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself

mudboyman

Light answers a tough question

mudboyman

Solidarity

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girlnephew

omegaversereloaded

So many people on social media these days wanna feel special and yoonique but also feel entitled to spaces and conversations that have nothing to do with them like theyre mr. worldwide or some shit

omegaversereloaded

Hello person experiencing violence displacement and starvation in a part of the world i dont care about. I am american in maine and have you considered that i am the poorest person in the world i eat sticks and rocks off the ground and youre making me uncomfortable by asking for money to escape hell on earth. And im allowed to say this because i have autism

perfect-puppy

oweeeeeen

The ideal man

sirthursday

hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird

sirthursday

every time you reblog this you’re allowing it to fly even further. it’s almost beautiful

foxhardt

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this