Owen

[owenr13]

It's that time of year again, guys. #LookTwiceSaveALife #PleaseDontHitMe

[owenr13]

#stylin #coolclothingbrah

[owenr13]

New suit. Should I get the hat? #likemylook #hat #suit #hashtag

[owenr13]

Ah, yes. What a beautiful wedding. #laurapluscolin #rosecliff #wedding #tux #tuxedo #GreatGatsby

[owenr13]

Got the saddlebags on the bike! #yamaha #roadstar #bagger #saddlebags #blackandwhite #sexy #seatfortheladies

[owenr13]

Dad and I taking a short riding break during our ride yesterday. #motorcycle #yamaha #roadstar #harleydavidson #roadking #bikeride #dad

[owenr13]

Yesterday when I drove the bike home #motorcycle #yamaha #roadstar #firstbike #first

[owenr13]

My first motorcycle! #motorcycle #yamaha #roadstar #1700 #first #cruiser #excited

[owenr13]

#motorcycle #openyoureyes

[thewritersramblings]

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

[leaper182]

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology” By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

[mmemento]

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

[elfgrove]

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

[asatira]

I need to find this book.

[whitedarryl]

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

[doctorsdemons-deactivated201607]

guys

guys…look what we did :D

[ruinedchildhood]

[pleatedjeans]

[askthejackfrost]

I love this website

[ifyouarereadingthis]

in your girls pussy like

[abadeerzs]

[grave-dohl-deactivated20160523]

Best out of context quote from the show

[traqicqueen-deactivated20140529]

I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this

[thugburrito-deactivated20130721]

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

[mercurykiss-deactivated20230707]

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’. It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself. An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH. So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it. My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

[klimun]

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

[chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed]

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

[owenr13]

Us pizza delivery guys are pretty awesome.

[eclecticpandas]

reasons to date me:

i’m single