my entire life is chili

call me tepesh || american || intj || coronated chili king || they/them or ze/hir || mostly star wars plus whatever fandom has my hyperfixation in that moment || ao3 @therosegalaxies || fire emblem sideblog @tepeshoftellius

[fascinationstreetmp3]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1.02

[oh-kays-stuff]

sometimes a pretty quarian girl only needs a geth best friend

[bigbraveboop]

when the jedi survives idk i never played it

[nickysowl]

JFO and JS + textposts 1/?

[nickysowl]

JFO and JS + textposts 2/?

[nickysowl]

jedi games + text posts 3/?

[nickysowl]

JFO/JS + text posts 4/?

[chewedcorn]

[staff]

we fucked up

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[animeengineer]

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

[alwaysbewoke]

to be clear the first one is the original. i just riffed on it because it’s a powerful message.

[alwaysbewoke]

And yes MLK said all the quotes above. The sanitized version and image most have of him is wholly false.

[corporationsarepeople]

[charlesoberonn]

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

[moonimbued]

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

[charlesoberonn]

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

[acatdisguisedasahuman]

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

[charlesoberonn]

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

[cynicallyaestetic]

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

[charlesoberonn]

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

[anjing-jam]

This one

[charlesoberonn]

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

[sar-kalu]

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

[charlesoberonn]

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

[sunw00d]

the gift of friendship :)

[charlesoberonn]

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

[valentineish]

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

[charlesoberonn]

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

[frescopino]

Seasar salad

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

What about that sword in the first panel?

[charlesoberonn]

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

[lawfulgoodness]

This is all the worst and best parts of being a GM. Thanks OP. You did a great job.

[dilfdyke]

when devils minion goes canon its gonna be like five beautifully written and filmed scenes portraying some grand romance before getting back to whatever loustat plot is on hand. but 30 minutes after the episode airs assads gonna tweet out a google drive filled with hours and hours of him and eric going at it in character. no script filmed exclusively on a singular phone. and its gonna be the best television any of us have ever seen

[ekbelsher]

Nina buries Matthias, and his white wolf shows up 🌷😢🥀 (for the Litjoy King of Scars box set)

[whayjhey]

the phantom menace + ao3 tags bc i have downtime at work :) more of these: anh | empire | rotj | anidala

[toastyglow]

ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......