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[mytholympus]

*Aphrodite stubs her toe on a door*

Ares: Are you alright?

Aphrodite: Yeah, I’m fine

*At 2am that night*

Eros, half asleep: Dad- why are you taking that door down?

Ares: It’s... broken

[koreecob]

Athena: I offer Hermes and Ares $50 for every 100 on a test. It sends the message that education is important and it gives them good motivation. It also costs me absolutely nothing since they aren’t that bright.

[koreecob]

Ares: You can say “please” and “thank you” to a toddler and they’ll never repeat it

Ares: But you say “dumbass bitch” oNE TIME-

[mytholympus]

Hestia: Do you ever look at Athena and think: what a great friend?

Artemis: Yes, absolutely

Hestia: And what great hair

Artemis: Yes sure

Hestia: And captivating physique

Artemis: Well, I guess so

Hestia: And tempting eyes

Artemis: ...You’re losing me

Hestia: And those lips

Artemis: I’m going to go get Athena

[uglyrosecloth]

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[owlishwcrs]

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[koreecob]

Daphne: I’ll wait for you, however long it takes

Thanatos: You say you’ll wait, well let me ask you this

Thanatos: What are you waiting for?

Thanatos: What are you waiting for, I’m here, already…Right?

[owlishwcrs]

Athena: Spider!

Hestia: 👁👁

Athena, summoning a tiny bolt: 😈 Fuck you little man bug!!

Hestia: iTS BEEN CENTURIES PLEA S E

Artemis:

Artemis: Does this happen all the time?

Hestia, frustrated: y ES

[mytholympus]

*During the Titanomachy*

Hades: How are we looking?

Poseidon: Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard.

Zeus: Like sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.

Hades: I meant the battle.

*Explosion*

Zeus: Oh yeah, that’s not going well.

[mytholympus]

*Athena is in the hospital for war related injuries*

Hera: We have to get to the hospital fast.

Ares: Then I should drive.

Hebe: Why you?

Ares: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

Hestia: Okay, let’s go!

*Later*

Everyone in the car: *Screaming*

[mytholympus]

Athena: Is that my shirt?

Hestia, wearing a shirt that goes down to her knees: No

[mytholympus]

Hestia: Okay, now shake it

Athena: *shimmies*

Hestia, giggling: The container, not you!

[mytholympus]

Hades: Wait, be quiet.

Zeus: Why? Did you hear something?

Hades: No, I just want you to shut up.

[mytholympus]

Athena, over the phone: Hestia, I need you to come back immediately

Hestia: What? Why? Is something wrong? What happened?

Athena: YES! You left a void in me and you need to return immediately to fill it

Hestia: Baby, I’m in the room right next to you

[owlishwcrs]

Ares: Babe I had a nightmare 🥺

Aphrodite: Aw baby 🥺🥺 Man up and get back to sleep 🥺🥺🥺

[mytholympus]

Hermes, looking off into the distance: I still haven’t gotten covid, even a global pandemic doesn’t want me.

Artemis: You’re literally a god.

Apollo: I literally control the diseases.

[glazedeye-s]

the statues of apollo and athena, at the academy athens, in a full moon night.

[owlishwcrs]

Athena: 'I have no titties BUT MY ASS 😍😍😍😍... flat too goodnight!'

Hestia:

Hestia: But you got good booty and iddy tiddy 😋

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