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If anyone needs an intervention, it's Demeter

Athena: Spider!

Hestia: 👁👁

Athena, summoning a tiny bolt: 😈 Fuck you little man bug!!

Hestia: iTS BEEN CENTURIES PLEA S E

Artemis:

Artemis: Does this happen all the time?

Hestia, frustrated: y ES

Artemis: WHAT did you do?

Persephone: *looks sheepishly through the curtains of her bangs*

Artemis: what-

Persephone: sucked dick on accident !

Artemis: how. -the fuck- do. you. suck dick on-

Hestia pays back.

Hestia: You know, Kore?

Hestia: I’m surprised you still want to make a donative, having in mind how things ended between us.

Persephone: Well, just because i left TGOEM doesn't mean i stopped considering you my friends or i don’t want to support your social labor anymore.

Persephone: *extends her a check* Here. You can use this money for your temple restoration labor...

Persephone: *glares* Or buy yourself a new coat.

Hestia: *frozes*

Hestia: I’ll... mail it back to you in the morning....

Persephone: Good.

Hermes: Hestia and Athena have been going strong for forever. I wonder what their secret is?

Artemis: We’re all in TGOEM. We drink daily doses of Respect Women juice, unlike you heathen Olympian men.

Hermes: hEY- I respect women! My momma’s one :(

Artemis: I don’t even-

“I cant believe I thought he liked me”

My poor bb Persephone :’/ Hades can catch these hands

Athena: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack...

Hestia: ...Is that reference to my height, too-

Athena: yes 😹

Athena: 'I have no titties BUT MY ASS 😍😍😍😍... flat too goodnight!'

Hestia:

Hestia: But you got good booty and iddy tiddy 😋

- itsdess🤯 (@ysldess2002) on Twitter.

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