you are not alone

18 years young. I can be your gay best friend or your worst nightmare. I believe in equality and the notion that everyone has a duty in life to do something for others. you are never alone, I promise you that. Promote your Tumblr!

[fakesorry]

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

[owlsandink]

Blood orange? She's so pretentious. Shut up its fucking red

[rapunzelie]

oops I went on a rant

[sluggg]

i love you?

[nikkinella]

owlsandink

[owlsandink]

And this is why I'm a girls girl 95% of the time tixgres

[sulietsexual]

[owlsandink]

Originally posted to faerestsnow

[dudewithabow]

only 90s kids can reblog this

[u-nsociable]

[droppinitlikeithot]

[akukoricagyermeke]

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

frICK

[nnfjkasnbkfcd-deactivated201412]

[nikkinella]

owlsandink

[owlsandink]

tixgres I love you.

[nikkinella]

owlsandink

I thought you might

[owlsandink]

tigress I'd put this for your contact on my phone but I have the Jenna Marbles face and that's too perfect to take down. 

[deep-insidexx]

[owlsandink]

someone, i don't care who, needs to give this to me for valentines day

[distopia-coletiva-deactivated20]

[owlsandink]

this is seriously like the perfect title for a really bad porno

[nnfjkasnbkfcd-deactivated201412]

[nikkinella]

owlsandink

[owlsandink]

tixgres I love you.

[one-of-those-people-blog]

[akasuna-deactivated20150326]

[owlsandink]

Harry Potter as a teen comedy.

Evidence that music placement is very important. 

I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.

this is perfect

[owlsandink]

So last night I had a dream where I was teaching a group of people how to flirt, court and romance their favourite ships. I have 99 problems and apparently they're all tumblr related.

[vegasmo]

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

[minions420]

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

[priceofliberty]

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

[heart-wurm]

this is mY FAVORITE THING

[thursday]

[owlsandink]

This is being polite, like if you don't have a good relationship with your Nan this is how you talk to and around her here in Australia. Usually it's fuck you fuck this he's a cunt she's a wanker you're a nob she's a dirty fucking dog....