Owls on Vespas

Personal Blog. Usually Ridiculous.

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Well, I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for quite some time… and so I took some time out of my personal weekend projects to make, just for you guys, the single-most requested character I’ve gotten since I started making fanart plushes from Homestuck! So in celebration of reaching several milestones that all went by too quickly for me to celebrate (and still coming, yow!) Here it is!

BIG GRAND PRIZE:

twwo royal curvved horns 

savvvvy specs

a shock a vviolet hair proof enough a this princely heritage

a piercin gaze fittin only a wwell hatched troll a the sea

a friend for evven your most genocidal a powwwwowws

stunnin sense a dress enough to strike fear into evven the most foolhardy a landdwwellers 

a matesprit any abdicated empress to be wwould a been lucky to havve

powwerful wwretched wwhite science incase the wwould be empress abdicates too hard and accidentally eschewws your advvances

its not magic man wwe talked about this

NOT INCLUDED:

Actual genocide

RULES:

Reblog this post to enter

likes count too

You can reblog it as many times as you like, but don’t use alt accounts

You don’t have to be following me

Send ANY INQUIRIES to my special giveaway tumblr: http://pukind-giveaway.tumblr.com/ask/

FURTHER READING (IMPORTANT INFORMATION):

This giveaway will run until July 12

THE DOLL IS COMPLETELY FREE

Winner within the United States pays NO SHIPPING

International MUST PAY SHIPPING and MUST UNDERSTAND any and all problems that may arise with international shipping (customs, lost packages, long shipping times, etc.)

ALLERGY WARNING: This doll is made completely of wool and is not recommended if you have a wool allergy

THIS DOLL IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY. It is a hand-made collectible and has fragile parts.

If you are under the age of 18, you must have permission from your parents or guardians to give out your shipping address. 

and lastly, I do NOT sell Homestuck dolls or Homestuck doll commissions, nor will I sell this doll to you privately before the contest’s end. Please do not ask!

That’s it, have fun and good luck, landdwwellers! 

[owlsonvespas]

D'AWWW precious

[owlsonvespas]

Shout out to Emma Fairfax

from Dr Dolittle. You question your gender roles! (at least for an early Victorian woman). 

[ohcararara]

Dumb Sharks: A collection

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I need to remember not to get on tumblr around 'Prime Time' because my entire evening turns into 'Refreshing and 'Reblogging. 

[drunkbedelia]

Hannibal invites Gordon Ramsay for dinner; it does not go well. Based on

[blinkingkills]

oh i need a fanfic for this

[owlsonvespas]

Hannibal, you can't eat Mr Ramsay just because he's a better cook than you. 

[wetheurban]

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These are gorgeous. For every reason. Ever.

[owlsonvespas]

#Live Blogging the last 10 minutes of a 10 day eBay listing

#no one bids on it until the last day.

[owlsonvespas]

Comeon guys I need money buy my poster don't you want a piece of internet history?

[owlsonvespas]

My Homestuck Kickstarter poster is selling now on ebay! Last 30 minutes!

3rd one to sell on ebay guys. ;) Beat that Haitus with swag! 

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

TONY STARK DOES SCIENCE

[scinerds]

sssssssssssssssssssssscienceeeee

[laughplz]

[marvelsmostwanted]

Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.

Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!

[marvelsmostwanted]

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Hufflepuff x

[owlsonvespas]

Visit Original Link

Tumblr won't show the image, but yeah..

Kate Spade is using DONOVAN YELLOW as a color.

I feel so fulfilled right now...

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This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind.

A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and...

[owlsonvespas]

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

[owlsonvespas]

Why yes

Yes I did just stay up till 4 am to watch the Live Action Ruroni Kenshin movie.

Was is worth it?

HELL YES.

[owlsonvespas]

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: *shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

[space-coyote]

Happy 2013: Year of the Snake!

I started using watercolours mid-December and I’d like to keep it up this year. New year resolution?

[owlsonvespas]

YEAH year of me. yes.

<3 ilu space