[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Sans Undertale

M. Leopold Duvall

Voting ended onOct 1, 2023

Propaganda

Sans Undertale (Interstitial: Our Hearts Intertwined: Authority):

He's Sans Undertale and he's dating John Cena.

sanscena is an all time podcast ship and i truly believe he can stand up to the more popular podcasts through the power of old man yaoi

Mod Note: This is a poll for podcast characters. Please vote and offer propaganda for the Sans Undertale that is dating John Cena and appears in the podcast Interstitial: Our Hearts Intertwined: Authority.

M. Leopold Duvall (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

He’s an aristocratic little man full of bees, wondering if he’s the same person he was before the bees Philosophy of identity can be sexy!! And so can being made of wax and full of bees!!!

Image of Sans Undertale and John Cena provided by @revryebread.

[revryebread]

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[teaboot]

You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football

[teaboot]

Drop the vape u little turd I'm gonna take an active interest in your passions and buy u pants that fit. When was your last dentist appointment. U wanna go to summer camp

[thelastonewaspokenfor]

and then you didn't

[teaboot]

Did u want me to kidnap a child

[autodiscipline]

[aflo]

bitch watch out there's a frost troll like 20 steps ahead

[beifongkendo]

Dinosaurs 🦕🌿, leaf artwork by Raku Inoue

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

[ryebreadgf]

i love men i love carbs i love dark chocolate i love tits. and they said it couldn't be done.

[neotrances-deactivated]

Hi my names tyler and i’m a black autistic trans guy with two cats attempting to escape an unsafe housing situation, my mother is verbally, financially, and physically abusive and has started making violent threats on my life as well as threats to make me homeless or harm my animals

It’s been so severe that im staying at my partners house currently to avoid her but I cannot stay here permanently and need secure housing so that my mother does not hurt me or my animals.

While I’m mostly looking for financial help to get an apartment if anyone knows people looking for roommates or with housing they can offer for rent in the areas around north philadelphia, lower bucks county PA, and burlington county NJ please feel free to reach out to me, id be able to afford up to 1k in rent and I am looking to move immediately, I have a secure job housing is the only issue.

Tyler needs safe housing, organized by Ty Shell

Hi! I’m ty / tyler a black autistic trans guy with two cats ( salt and pepper, two american shortha… Ty Shell needs your support for Tyler

If you could spread this i’d appreciate it greatly, my gofundme link has essentially all the same info so that can be spread alone if possible, I also have my links for venmo and paypal below if that’s easier to use, In addition I draw and can do kofi sketches for donations (examples of art here) I am incredibly desperate to move as none of my family members are offering adequate help regarding the situation so anything at all helps, thankyou for taking the time to read this

paypal + venmo + kofi

[neotrances-deactivated]

here’s a link to a tweet to help my reach on twitter as well, if i could get support on there too id be very thankful, i just want the best chance to get a roommate / housing ! thankyou

[gatheringbones]

watching the Thing and like

it’s a mound of flesh, right? and it keeps forming eyes capable of looking at you. and the longer you look at it, the more openings appear. and at first the openings are full of what looks like legs, which move aside to reveal a flower, which unfurls to reveal a fleshy orifice studded with teeth moving towards you with great power and longing.

[gatheringbones]

and it’s like, the central tragedy is that none of these men know each other on a level intimate enough to see through the imitation. when keith david turns and asks them how they’re supposed to tell if he’s an imitation or not, none of them can honestly say that they know him well enough to test how deeply it runs; he may as well be a stranger to him. when baby slut kurt russell mentions that the long johns could be anybody’s, it means that he isn’t able to tell whose they are by taking a good long whiff of the crotch and armpits. the secret weapon that could have successfully circumvented the thing was the time these men should have spent intimately exploring each other’s bodies. I have a job interview tomorrow. I need to get this out of my system now.

[gatheringbones]

having by now gotten the job for which I was interviewing, I think where I was going with this was that, the constantly moving shifting expanding de-categorizing of the Thing is its own horror vehicle by virtue of the fact that every other body in that film very much wants to be its own discrete category, unknowable and untouchable to the other bodies around it. and the more you look at the Thing, the more there is of it; the more openings it has, the more eyes it will form for which to see you, the more limbs it will form for which to touch and know you. and these men do not want to touch and see and know each other. they do not want the joyous erotic sound of each other's stevie wonder albums to enter their ears. they do not want the joint that touches their lips to touch the lips of another man. the first and only horror of the Thing is its drive to touch and know and queer the coherent category that is the human body. I will be washing dishes in the back of a bakery while blasting mongolian throat singing if anyone has any further questions.

[kittyb4e]

[owoathkeeper]

Rina Sawayama:

[catasters]

[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[dylanobrienisbatman]

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

[pocketkris]

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[everythingfox]

Helicopter purring

[advosart]

The Hisuian Zorua in its natural habitat

(from Twitter, 22 Oct 2021)

[africanaquarian]

please not another wave of sex bots

[lobsterbitches]

They don’t even have porn!!!!!!!!!!

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[notvoid]

me

[ghostigoo]

Ubers charge more if you order them from certain places, like bars where they know you have no choice if you’re drunk. Walk somewhere else just not anywhere that serves alcohol and then call for one. I’ve had my $40 dollar Uber go down to $20 before but it’s not always that dramatic.

[vermofftiss]

That’s great information! Lumbridge home teleport costs 0gp every 30 minutes.

[stonerparty]

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