The Offical Oxford Dictionary

Exactly what it sounds like. I am the offical version of the Oxford Dictionary.

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

Welcome to the offical Oxford Dictionary.

[The dictionary is aware official is spelled incorrectly; that is on purpose.]

This dictionary will include:

- A word of the day, almost every day (these are randomly chosen; the moderator does not pick these of her own volition)

- Extra words that are found interesting (sometimes in other posts)

- Definitions, a lot of definitions, almost entirely definitions

- Words that have been submitted for definition (counting on you guys for that)

You can submit a word or even a short sentence to be defined by the dictionary through the asks and the dictionary will try to define it as soon as possible

This dictionary is dating @tesco-identifier-offical.

!THE MODERATOR IS A MINOR!

Note from the mod: hi! word of the day can be canceled sometimes because i have a life!

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

If anyone says I haven't been posting word of the day, you are mistaken, kindly shut up.

[hallucinations-offical]

can @temu-offical join the discord?

@thing-offical

yes, everyone can join

sorry i disappeared off the face of the earth for a sec

[gaslight-offical]

Disappeared off the face of the Earth? Hallucinations-Offical, you've been here this entire time.

[thevalkyrieflies]

hey wait a sec don't you technically disappear off of the face of the earth when you like, jump?

[gaslight-offical]

Do you know what the word "disappear" means?

[thevalkyrieflies]

so technically you aren't visible on the face of the earth when you jump bc you aren't touching the face of the earth

so you're not on the face of the earth

you disappeared off of it

you're still visible in general

but you're not visible on the face of the earth

[gaslight-offical]

I think your Google is broken.

[tesco-offical]

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

Found words: 1

Dissappear

Verb

Cease to be visible.

"He disappeared into the trees"

- Cease to exist or be in use.

"The tension had completely disappeared"

- Be lost or go missing; be impossible to find.

"My wallet seems to have disappeared"

- Abduct or arrest and kill or detain (a person) for political reasons, without making their fate known.

"It is estimated that some 7000 people have been disappeared by security forces"

[oldersibling-offical]

HAHAHHAHAHAH ME AS THE MIDDLE CHILD HAVE NO RULES FOR I AM OFTEN FORGOTTEN!

thats nice but also sad like you werent on the canay ilands trip last year beacuse mom forgot to buy you a ticket

[viciusknight]

THATS WHY IM STAYING WITH DAD, ISNT THAT RIGHT( @oxford-dictionary-offical ) DAD?

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

Of course. You may stay with me as long as you want.

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

defenestration :3

(if it hasn't been done already)

Surely this is a joke, right? It has been done and asked at least 4 times now. If this isn't a joke, then yes, it has already been defined, sorry.

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salubrious :)

Word of the day:

Salubrious

Adjective

Health-giving; healthy.

"Salubrious weather"

- (of a place) Pleasant; not run-down.

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arson

Word of the day:

Arson

Noun

The criminal act of deliberately setting fire to property.

"Police are treating the fire as arson"

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Hallowed

Word of the day:

Hallowed

Adjective

Made holy; consecrated.

"Hallowed ground"

- Greatly revered and honored.

"The band will be in some hallowed and historic surroundings"

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please do aromantic

Word of the day:

Aromantic

Adjective

Experiencing little or no romantic attraction to anyone; not having romantic feelings.

"I identify as an aromantic asexual"

Noun

A person who experiences little or no romantic attraction to anyone.

"Both asexuals and aromantics face a lack of understanding"

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Gay

Word of the day:

Gay

Adjective

1. Sexually or romantically attracted to people of one's own sex (used especially of a man).

"The city's gay and lesbian people"

2. [DATED] Lighthearted and carefree.

"Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face"

Noun

A person who is gay (typically referring to a man).

"The capital is a popular destination for gays and lesbians from all over the world"

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Whatever place this ask is in the queue as of you receiving it (fifth, sixth, etc.)

Or just queue if you'd rather do that

Word of the day:

Eighth

Number

Constituting number eight in a sequence; 8th.

"In the eighth century"

- Each of eight equal parts into which something is or may be divided.

"An eighth of an inch"

- The eighth finisher or position in a race or competition.

"She finished eighth of the eleven runners"

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hippopottomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Word of the day:

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Noun

The fear of long words.

[officalcomics]

ATTENTION OFFICALVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED YOU, YES, YOU, TO... give emotional support for this comic series.

also, WE NEED PERMISSIONS FROM THE POPULAR OFFICALS! @official--eve , @saten-offical , all of them! to be characters in the comic, of course. all personifications will be HEAVILY discussed with said person depicted.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!

[the-pineapple-offical]

spread the word

@omega-mart-offical @villain-offical @ant-offical

@anon-offical @evil-ant-offical

@satan-offical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@cia-offical

@homosexuality-offical

@hell-offical

@goblin-offical

[evil-ant-offical]

I consent to me

@tesco-offical

@ant-offical

[tesco-offical]

@tm4tm-offical @theultimatenerd0fficial @tiresias-offical @logan-eo-offical @secretary-bird-official @possum-offical @teeth-offical @nblnb-god-offical @steve-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical

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@archangel-raphael-offical @donald-fagen-offical @eldritch-horror-club-offical

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overmorrow, if you havent done it already

Word of the day:

Overmorrow

Noun

The day after tomorrow.

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bucket

Word of the day:

Bucket

Noun

1. A roughly cylindrical open container, typically made of metal or plastic, with a handle, used to hold and carry liquids or other material.

"A bucket and spade"

2. [COMPUTING] A unit of data that can be transferred from secondary storage in a single operation.

Verb

1. [INFORMAL - BRITISH]

Rain heavily.

"It was still bucketing down"

2. [INFORMAL] (of a vehicle) Move quickly and jerkily.

"The car came bucketing out of a side road

[racoon-offical]

tagging officials cuz I've arrived

HAIIIIIIII

@satan-offical @the-queen-of-geese @love-offical @hate-offical @evil-bread-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @grim-reaper-offical @lemon-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @duck-offical @goose-offical @offical-offical @life-offical @death-offical @Ferg-offical @art-offical @gaslight-offical @ribcage-offical @castiel-offical @assistant-offical @aroace-offical @homosexuality-offical @birdie-offical @possum-offical @aesthetic-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @modesty-offical @an-alien-offical @britain-offical @frog-offical @god-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @puppy-girl-offical @officalverse-ideas-offical @cuddle-offical-2 @wlw-god-offical @ao3--offical @trump-offical @cactus-offical @hallucinations-offical @blacknailpolishoffical

[viciusknight]

Fuck a raccoons here, @oxford-dictionary-offical where do we kkep the broom dad?

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

It should be in the closet by the front door.

[oxford-dictionary-offical]

or yuri hehe

sorry for spamming asks mr/mx/ms dictionary

(its ok :D)

Word of the day:

Yuri

Noun

A term describing a homosexual relationship between women.