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they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

catmugspot

🔧🐾 He's very strict about his nap breaks!

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

draconym

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

dwarven-beard-spores

Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,

fiddlepickdouglas

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

orcboxer

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

luthqrs

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

the-august-one

I had to do it.

fiddlepickdouglas

I've been put in the tank 😔

thistle-onions

oxvd

@maxdemone

casawio

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

thekidsfromyestergay

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

antarcticconfessions-deactivate

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

asteroidtroglodyte

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.