Oxyelectro682

description in english Tired of Abel's fangirls? Yes ? and here is a hater of Abel, Oxyelectro682 the ship demon (I know a lot of scp ships) and I'm a non obsessed scp 166 fangirl ^^ this is an English/French gacha account Description en français ^_^ Vous en avez marre des fangirls d'Abel ? Oui ? et voici un hater d'Abel, Oxyelectro682 le démon du vaisseau (je connais beaucoup de vaisseaux scp) et je suis une fangirl scp 166 non obsédée ^^ c'est un compte gacha anglais/français

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[baseballheritageposts]

baseball heritage post

[rilianeofevil]

Living my best life #selfie

[allen-abanana]

Riliane I’m dying

[rilianeofevil]

This isn’t about you.

[oxyelectro682]

Why are they in Freddy Fazbear pizzeria ???

[rilianeofevil]

wait what if leonhart is your secret sister?

You may as well say that everyone in Lucifenia is secretly related to me at this point!

[susie-heart]

What if he was actually your mother?

[rilianeofevil]

WHY WOULD HE BE MY MOTHER!???????

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

OTP FOR LIFE!

Mariam x Elluka

maybe Elluka x Mariam?

anyways how about that ship name? Marialluka? Ellumariam?

They are always chatting… they so totally have a thing

[elluka-the-shitposting-mage-blog]

CHARTETTE I AM LITERALLY GOING TO KILL YOU.

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

[mariam-the-shitposting-assa-blog]

What?

[evillious-trash]

[oxyelectro682]

Yeah between all the children Irina gave birth to/adopted/raised, Ney and Mariam clearly were NOT the favorites

[se1ba]

hey can you imagine if the 3rd period had tumblr? it would've been crazyyyyy

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🌲 daughterofwhite 🔁

🟨 lucifeniaconfessions Follow

i feel so so guilty so much of the time.... i destroyed elphegort, i killed michaela and i tormented the people i was supposed to rule and protect... but most of all he took the fall for it... there is nothing i can do to make amends but feel guilty and hope that in our next life we can be reunited and i can be good. i really am trying though, i chased away a bird that was tampering with the sapling the other day, but that doesn't even begin to fix the fact that her blood is still on my hands... sometimes i still send him asks on here and wait for an answer... oh god i miss him so much...

🌲 daughterofwhite

DM me

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🐙 seth-remade76

Staff terminated me again for no good reason this time. I'm @seth-remade75 if it wasn't clear.

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🧀 arte-mis 🔁

◻️ am-i-the-asshole-official Follow

🕶 anonymous asked: WIBTA for poisoning my pregnant girlfriend?

When I (29M) was young my parents set me up with an arranged marriage from a girl my age from a neighboring kingdom. When we first met I was a shitty kid and was kinda mean to her about her weight at the time but slowly began to develop feelings for her, until ultimately the engagement was broken off due to her disturbing behavior.

I didn't hear anything about her for years until I was in my 20s, she'd regained her family's lost political power and was funneling a lot of resources into widening her culinary exploits, so I decided to learn to cook.

Eventually, last year I was kidnapped and learned that she'd lost her mind, and the only solution was to remove a specific item from her possession, I agreed to help and assumed the identity of a famous chef, and she hired me. I was disgusted by the things she asked me to cook and her servants treated me poorly, like they knew I was suspicious, but I got used to it and was happy to have reunited with her, and found out that the real reason the servants hated me was because I looked like their dad.

Eventually one thing led to another, she discovered my true identity and you can probably guess what happened next. Shortly afterwards, we were visited by the military higher ups of her kingdom and one of the servants killed one of their messengers, to which she reacted by raising an undead army to wipe them out, and told me she planned to eat everything in the world. I tried to escape but was caught and forbidden from ever leaving the castle.

I have an heirloom from one of my ancestors which I believe may be the only thing that could kill her, I plan to grind up what's left of it and mix it into a meal for the both of us so we can die together and the world can be saved from her. WIBTA?

◻️ am-i-the-asshole-official:

AITA

YTA

YNTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onDec 2, 2023

What are these acronyms?

🐔 a-pollo Follow

kill yourself

🧀 arte-mis

kill yourself

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👨‍💻 usecitizen2 🔁

👩‍💻 usecitizen Follow

come on you guys have gottt to stop pinkwashing Gallerian Marlon's actions... yeah he's one of the most famous gay men out there but he is NOT one of us. you all saw his ruling on the Scherzer trial, the rich only care about their own.

👨‍💻 usecitizen2

It's especially upsetting to see considering how progressive he was at the start of his career. A lot of people were too young at the time to remember, but his opposition to witch trials and his exposure and conviction of Loki Freezis were massive steps forward at the time. It really is a shame how everything shifted after his daughter died, now he only cares about the money.

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💤 giftsleep 🔁

💙 aesblog Follow

someday my prince will come

#aes

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✨ othertwin

is anyone else kinda worried about the way @/themis8 has been posting recently? i've reported her blog to staff a few times but i don't think it's enough. i really think she's going to hurt herself or others one of these days.

#allen.txt

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🍷 evilfoodeater Follow

Pregnancy cravings are crazyyyy. What do you Mean I want to eat my boyfriend lol.

🍷 evilfoodeater Follow

Arte and Pollo are looking kinda edible right now...

🐔 a-pollo Follow

:(

🧀 arte-mis

:(

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🎙 rinchanarchive

Rin Chan at Milanais Theater, September 6 606

#rin chan #september 606 #milanais theater

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✨ othertwin

🕶 anonymous asked: why is your url othertwin when i see you around enbizaka and you're an only child?

✨ othertwin: don't worry about it

#allen.txt

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🍷 evilfoodeater Follow

Pregnancy cravings are crazyyyy. What do you Mean I want to eat my boyfriend lol.

🐔 a-pollo Follow

do it

🧀 arte-mis

do it

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🌲 daughterofwhite 🔁

🔷 kylesart Follow

🕶 anonymous asked: do you have receipts on the @/rinthenun allegations??? she's so nice it's hard to believe she'd do any of that

🔷 kylesart: tl;dr, she's just @/princessriliane rebranded, long version under the cut

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🌲 daughterofwhite

First of all, your statements regarding Michaela are blatantly untrue, she was a lesbian and your attempts to rewrite that after her death are upsetting to say the least. Second of all, the green hunting happened a very long time ago and there's no reason for you to be dragging old trauma back up. Third of all, Rin has dedicated her life to making up for the harm she's caused in the past and, as a loved one of one of the victims, I feel like it's cruel to deny her a second chance after all the improvements she's made.

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✨ drapersdaughter

anyone else ever feel like they're waiting for someone they've never met before

#rin.txt

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🐙 seth-remade76 🔁

🔫 themis8 Follow

what if i killed myself

🐙 seth-remade76

don't

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✨ othertwin

🕶 anonymous asked: is your name allen or ren???

✨ othertwin: don't worry about it

#allen.txt

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🔑 karchess 🔁

👗 tiredprincess Follow

so ungrateful to be chosen for the harem and to try and reject him over it. do you not know how many girls would kill to be in your shoes?????

🔑 karchess

You dukefuckers never fail to reach new lows.

[havg02]

Pt 4

Daughter of evil x I want to be a princess! Isekai Au by @havg02

[oxyelectro682]

I love the moment with Germaine

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

the 3st.

[oxyelectro682]

Oh yeah

[oxyelectro682]

I broke a fucking door handle for the SECOND TIME !!!! Does someone want to have ADHD ? It's free.

J'ai cassé une poignée de porte pour la deuxième putains de fois. Y a pas quelqu'un qui veut reprendre mon TDAH ? c'est gratuit

[oxyelectro682]

I've been scamed.

And don't have any way to get a rufund. I'm disgusted.

It's not even my favorite fire emblem fate game 😔

[oxyelectro682]

French : J'ai enfin ma nintendo 3ds ! Pour le moment je n'ai pas encore acheté de jeu, mais je vais probablement acheter Fire Emblem awakening en premier

English : I finally have my nintendo 3ds ! For the moment I didn't buy any game, but I will probably buy fire emblem Awakening first

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[x-hotrose-x]

I'm not trans, but I will reblog this for any trans people that are following me

[fawkesheart12]

BE AWARE!!!

[oxyelectro682]

Français: il est pas magnifique

English : He's not gorgeous

[oxyelectro682]

English: If someone ever sees this, what scp next?

Français: si jamais quelqu'un vous cela, quel scp après ?