roflmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A

[oyasumiqt]

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to act in accordance with what is most probable.

Descartes

[dannykazari]

This just gets better the longer it goes on.

[oyasumiqt]

Acts of taking are equally evil. We, from the moment of birth, continue to take: food, people that got involved with us, even our own flesh and blood. For as long as we live, we continue to slaughter, kill, take. Life is to constantly sin. Life is evil itself. I am aware of it, I am evil... and so are you all.

Yoshimura, Tokyo Ghoul Chapter 126 / S2E9

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

[joey-wheeler-official]

yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

[officialjared19]

My boyfriend is out of his mind

[officialjared19]

Due to popular demand

[officialjared19]

Look what you’ve all caused. I have to go home to this.

[outermostthoughts]

a s c e n d e d

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[shitboy96]

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

[oyasumiqt]

Today was the perfect day to do absolutely nothing

10月10日 me

[trivial0ve]

[oyasumiqt]

Per aspera ad astra

[gif87a-com]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the way he sighs in satisfaction at the end and says “my life is perfect” truly warmed my heart this is hilarious and so cute

[mitski-miyawakis]

he remembers bane from batman but not his family members—mood

[oyasumiqt]

I just need to vent somewhere

fuck sake man. what the fuck am i doing with my life. i was going to write this in my journal but it doesnt go fast enough. im not even sure hat typing is fast enough. probably nothing is fast enough to get all these fucking feelings and thoughts out. 

i am scared of the power that my thoughts have. if i say i am something, or judge myself, it feels like it will only be more true. but at the same time, not letting the feelings be felt or the thoughts be thought, i dont really experience them which only makes them stay around longer as well. its like a fucking loop. dont dwell on it but feel it too. like what the fucking fuck.

why cant i enjoy sex like a normal person. why am i unbalanced like this. why do i think ive met my twin flame and he doesnt even fucking care. im like a leaf floating around in the wind. what the fuuuccckkkk. why. what. how. how do i fix this. i want to fix this. i want to heal. i want to be balanced.

i want to be desireless. you hear that universe? a paradox on its own. but im fucking done. i give all the control to you. im not gonna try and control it anymore. i dont even know if i should make effort and become a model cuz knowing you you probably have some plan for me WHICH I DONT KNOW and it seems like the more effort i put in things the farther away they get from me. ironically. 

life is just one fucking ironic big joke. with perfect timing. like. dude. who made this? its all so fucking illogically logical/logically logical. i dont even fucking know and im done. at the moment i am so fuckign done with this fucking bullshit. my heart is broken. my body is broken. my spirit is unbalanced. i prayed to learn to let go but now that its here and i got to let go of my dream its not so fun anymore. be careful what you wish for kids, cuz when it gets there its not as cool as you think it is.

thank you for the opportunity. i am grateful. i am. but at the moment, it hurts. and i guess i need to feel this too to really feel everything?? i dont even knowwwww, some clarity would be nice. right now its fucking chaos

[yourfursona]

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

[yourfursona]

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

[outofcontextdnd]

How To Incorporate D&D Into Your Resume

Met with coworkers for twice-weekly creativity and conflict resolution exercises

Gained necessary experience that promoted character and skill growth

Learned to quickly assess the proper tools to resolve situations.

No need to mention that the preferred methods of conflict resolution involve longswords and sneak attacks

[ideavalanche]

[doomface]

does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head 

[melaboveall]