✧･ﾟDATE WITH A DAEMON INSPIRED STARTERS
“ Mortals. They never learn, do they? “
“ I can never quite get the eyes right. It’s difficult to create a window to the soul when you don’t have one. “
“ You’re a mortal, aren’t you? “
“ I assume you were trying to download a popular dating app. Yes, but you downloaded CINDER, with a ‘C’. It’s a dating app specifically for the damned. “
“ Well, it can’t be my mistake - I don’t make mistakes, I just make them happen. “
“ Excuse me, you’re not actually supposed to smoke in here. “
“ Actually, I take offense to that term ‘daemon’ - typically, people don’t even really know how to spell it. I prefer the term ‘fallen’, if that’s alright. “
“ I mean - we’re not all bad. You have to believe me. “
“ Well, you know what I am but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a good time, does it? “
“ I must say that you are presenting exceptionally well today. “
“ I’ve never particularly described myself as evil, more… mischievous. “
“ Personally, I just fell in with the wrong crowd. “
“ The collection of souls? I was worried this date would turn to business but I think we get along just fine, so there’s no need for any transactions at this point… unless I can tempt you. “
“ Your eyes are perfect. “
“ Nah, it’s fine, it’s fine… it happens every now and again. It’s a mistake, obviously. “
“ I’m in sales. Specifically, the sale of defective goods. Turns out that people getting infuriated with purchases actually can turn to quite evil deeds. “
“ It’s really interesting being on the end of the phone when someone calls up to complain about a product that was damaged in transit, or, simply doesn’t work in the first place, only to be told: No. Refunds. “
“ Choosing a side is a big decision. “
“ I must compliment you on your choice of location for this date. “
“ Yes, temptation is part of the game. Tempting mortals to do things that they perhaps wouldn’t ordinarily do and to bring them over to our team. “
“ I mean, I was looking forward to a date with a psychopath but I suppose a off-the-shelf human will have to do instead. “
“ It’s my job to tempt you. Can I tempt you to another drink? “
“ What’s your line of work? Actually, don’t answer that. I shouldn’t have asked. Simply not interested. “
“ Tricks? I think it’s a bit belittling to call what I do ‘tricks’. “
“ If we convert someone of faith to our team from the other, we get a car. “
“ I invented cereal. I know that sounds ridiculous but it’s true: You don’t need breakfast, it’s conspiracy theory to sell cereal. I know it sounds silly but that was my big achievement - well, that and the plague, but it’s very old-school. “
“ The fact that I don’t breathe makes smoking very difficult. “
“ If you keep going… well, let’s just say that’s a mistake. “
“ We don’t really talk about those things anymore because they were a little bit brutal and we’re much more subtle nowadays, much more. “
“ You don’t bet for the other side, do you? “
“ I can tell by the way you look, by the way you act, by the way you’re conversing with me, that you’d do very well on either side. “
“ Let me have a look at your phone - thank you. There we go… “
“ I’m not here today to try and persuade you to join my side or their side, we’re just two friends enjoying a date together. “
“ I can’t make up your mind for you. Nobody can. “
“ Even if you know you’re going to lose you don’t back down. “
“ I tell you what, though: I think we would make a good team. “
“ Let’s say a dog bites you. Your initial thought might be to kick the dog or to, in some way, harm it back. That thought could be as evil or good as you like. What counts is the second thought: Do you carry out what your knee-jerk reaction was or do you make your own decision to do something else? “
“ That’s who you really are. That’s what makes you good or bad. “
“ Ultimately, you’re already playing the game. “
“ That’s why you have free will. Our jobs would be significantly easier if you didn’t - believe me, we tried. “
“ Some of the most evil people we’ve ever taken across to our side have made decisions based on tiny events, tiny little insecurities, tiny little mistakes or very small bumps on the road - and that little mishap changed their life forever. “
“ I suppose the best bit of advice I could give is to listen when you hear yourself talking. “
“ I hope that whichever path you choose, you choose the right one for you. “
“ It can change you from the friendly neighbor to the murderer next door. It can change you from hero to genocidal maniac. You have to be careful how the little things change you. “
“ If you did decide to join our side I’d hang out with you. ”
“ Look at the time! I really must dash. But it was a genuine pleasure meeting you, mortal. Maybe we’ll see one another again very soon. ”
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