bête noire

"Ah, but do not forget, she is only a weed in a garden of beauty. With no one to love and no one to keep, she is only a fading dream." -Sally 14 Australia

[fartph]

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

[ostracizedpoodle]

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

[michaxl]

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

[ghore]

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

[humorking]

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

[detectivetony]

when your mom doesnt get you mcdonalds for dinner

[fuckyeahthefabfour-blog]

the guy who created flappy bird has deleted the app from the app store so people are selling iphones with flappy bird installed on them and one of them is on auction and the current winning bid is up to $90 000

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

how do boys look good without makeup

[comealongmisspond]

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

[gutterbaby666]

shots fired

[cigabrettemichaels]

Holy shit

[nqthqn-blog]

[egberts]

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

[oppidenos]

im not content with this content

[egberts]

i object to that object

[nymph-in-the-yellow-dress]

I need to read what I read again

[kanmae-west]

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

[wikeni-deactivated20190130]

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

[egberts]

i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind

[shesaware]

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

[p-oltergeist-blog]

my life is one big “wow ok”

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

[veronox]

dont do this

[hobovampire]

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

[buttlicked]

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

[paintdeath]

confess your love for me via paypal

[adultswim5000]

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

[nrvvves]

damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say