Hey!

i've finally deleted my embarrassing bio that used to reside here

[marimonai]

he's a fucking legend

[radiosilenced]

niall: baz, dev and i know you have a crush on snow.

baz, thinking: play dumb.

baz: who's baz?

baz, thinking: not that dumb!

[watfordwallflower]

simon, never missing one of bazs football matches, watching his enemy be “strong, graceful, and fucking ruthless” :

[patroclusdefencesquad]

what if we spent our teenage years together in a cave on a mountain...and i kissed you after finding out my mother couldn't see us there...even though i know she disapproves of you...haha just kidding...unless...

[watfordwallflower]

baz when asked why he hates the mage so much:

[izzeoftheworld]

imagine being one of simon and baz’s classmates and these mfs spend a decade terrorizing each other and the whole school then suddenly they show up @ graduation making out like fuck these guys

[pigeon-princess]

They’re both numpties and I love them💙❤️

[coder-avatar-star]

I’m livid

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

[silentlycrazy]

Jeff goldblum and Tony hawk lead exact opposite lives

[tartts]

Shades of Magic by V.E. Schwab - The Four Londons

“You don’t know anything about these worlds,” he said, but the fight was bleeding out of his voice. “Sure I do,” countered Lila cheerfully. “There’s Dull London, Kell London, Creepy London, and Dead London,” she recited, ticking them off on her fingers. “See? I’m a fast learner.”

[wandasmaximoff]

You’re a good man, with a good heart. And it’s hard for good man to be king .

[jedinerds]

i love two (2) men

[swarnpert]

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

[daerjohn]

[ewaneneollav]

[driflloon]

[ulibeanzz]

imagine having money wow i just got chills

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[swagpizza]

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

[swagpizza]

tequila mockingbird

[flailing-nerd]

F. scotch Fitzgerald

[afiercebadrabbit]

Ernest Hemingway