MY NAME IS FUCKING CALENDAR

The whole fucking point of tumblr is to write that shit. To get it out and have people listen and not tell you to be quiet and keep it to yourself. Taken.

[8pxl]

Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind

my amazing friend collabed w me on this Conzeit pls follow them, and inspired by a painting i saw on pinterest!

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[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated

[trainsforbrains]

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

[scarlet--raven-deactivated20230]

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

[bellblake]

First + Last Appearances 

[alsharira]

sansa about to show these hoes how to really get cersei on your side :

[porcelainapparition]

Ocean Grove, New Jersey

circa 1904

[goawfma]

let me bless your dash with this straight out of ghibli studios capybara chilling video

[enjoyingtheveiwofmemes]

Fuzzy hippos

[muyintedezante]

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[mesprit]

this is a gem 😂

[mesprit]

@shadowcat

[great-tweets]

WOW

[king-emare]

this was perfect

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

[malibuken-deactivated20210725]

wow i didn’t know i need this video in my life

[pixel8or]

[thother]

[subwoofer-sounds]

I hadnt even unmuted it yet and I smashed the reblog button so fast

[djpastabody]

Fav

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[dogposts]

This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy

[insta-boys]

[jclyn]

[undocupop]

I’m the girl

[p3n1s]

Protip

The older you get the worse thoughts of suicide become. Even if you've got it handled and you've been skidding through life on autopilot so you don't have to think about how bad you want to die. Sooner or later the fuel will run out and you'll remember how great the idea was if you could just sleep forever.