Saw your previous request, AH SO GOOD! Mind if I join too! Yan Bois with a tall reader? Taller than average, please 🙏
of course! lampposts gotta get love somewhere (writer may or may not be on the short side, shhh)
Might add Alan into the mix somewhere eventually
Jack
idc what anyone or canon says; to me this man is either 6'7 or 7'6 with NO in between
so it'd definitely be difficult to out height him
if you manage to get close or succeed in this task however-
he might be metaphorical putty in your hands
(if you were closer to 5'4 tho it'd be like he's a male ver of Lady Dimitrescu and you're Markiplier (kudos to u if u get my refs), he tall)
since he cant put things UP places to make you pay attention to him, he'll start just stealing and hiding things though he'd always be able to come up with a health motive behind it as well
there's more of you that he can care for which means more reasons to help you realize he's all you need
besides you know he has what's best for you in mind, don't you?
John Doe
5'7 mf
if you're taller than them, fuckin-
he will be swooning over you
wouldn't change if your short either tbh
you would not escape the standing cuddles she will viciously give
or the biting, or anything else of the sort
if you wore their jacket and it fit you just right- AAA <3 <3
the jacket is yours now, doe might take it back now and then but for the most part its yours
Peter
he might end up literally falling for you... by pretending to backwards trip so you'd catch him
it'd also be difficult to out tall him however less difficult than out tall-ing Jack
will not hesitate to bite your neck. you are perfect height. there is no escaping it even if you weren't so tall.
if you could pick him up too? oml
this man would be at your mercy istg
if someone ever mocks you for your height, Peter will personally see that they are on the news via going missing by tomorrow
you two are just the tall couple.. and even if you don't think of it that way, you will eventually <3
(No Minors. Not on this post, go read some warrior cats and be ''cringe''.)
Last warning...
For the adults who don't read tags, it's Sunny Day Jack below the cut.
anyways.. have some Sunny Day Jack nsfw short stories~
(this wasnt proofread nor am i incredibly experienced in writing this sort of stuff soo... forgive any lack of correct words-ing)
reader types listed before smut
GN Reader
Jack's gloved hands rested on your hips, holding you as you sit in his lap and slowly grind against him.
"You're doing so good for me, Sunshine~" His voice quivered lightly as breathy moans left his mouth, "J-Just like that.."
You were doing some of the movement sure, put his hands held and guided you more than you moved yourself. Jack was still fully clothed yet you could very easily feel him through the layers of clothes. You, however, were basically just in underwear and nothing more. The friction had your legs shaking as you clung onto his shirt, a decent bundle of the fabric clumped up into your hand as the other hand clung to his jacket the same way.
"I'm so proud of you, Sunspot~" Jack's voice traveled in a heated breath down your neck and to your ear in a deep and perverse tone, "I'm so glad you trust me enough to do this, Sunshine."
You were a flustered, moaning mess as he managed to remove a layer between the two of you, his hand grinding your hips onto his with a little more force as if he could feel how much you needed to be closer.
"Nobody else can make you feel this good. I'm all you need, you don't need anybody but me...." He was right next to your ear with a warm breathy voice, "..right?"
Female Reader
This... was the LAST thing you expected him to know how to do. Maybe not the last last but you definitely didn't think he knew how to tie like this. The ropes held snug against your skin as Jack's hands wandered over your body. You can't say you expected him to be so convincing when he suggested doing this either.
"Does this feel good?" he said, you were on his chest at the moment and his voice buzzed up and to you. He kissed and sucked at your thighs, covering them in hickeys in his wake. As his hands moved you could feel him shifting under you, only when you felt his breath between your legs did you go to question him.
"J-Jack?! What are you doing?"
"I'm showing just how much I love you, Sunshine~" He said, starting to eat you out.
And proving you don't need that date you tried to take, i can make you feel so much better then they ever will..
His hands grip onto your thighs while you squirm from his tongue, his thumb rubbing circles on you.
"It's alright to want this, Sunspot. It's okay, let go and just bask in your feelings~”
Male Reader
Jack; invisible to everyone but you (and Shaun, mortitian family = able to see ghosts apparently?) and invisible to everyone but himself in a mirror. You would think that'd be something you'd get used to; it's not. Especially during times like this. When Jack found out that little mirror fact he started using mirrors to his dirty dirty advantage. Which explains why you're up on the bathroom sink after a shower. Panting as he slams into you again and again, your nails digging into his back and clawing their way down, and Jack, coating your neck with hickeys and kisses. You have a clear view of the mirror behind him, able to see him making a hickey closer to your collarbone and the oddity that is looking wide open in the mirror but feeling... so full. As if he is and isn't there..
"You're taking me so well, Sunshine, I'm so proud of you~" His voice is practically in your ear with how close to you he sounds and is close with how he feels. One of his hands snaking down, stroking you as he gets closer in an attempt to bring you closer than he is.
"You're doing so good for me, keeping quiet as I asked too~" Jack kissed up your neck, "You're so amazing." It wasn't long before the whole thing was over, though your legs shook longer.
had a very vivid dream where it was Halloween so i broke into a local McMansion to steal candy. to my disgust I discovered the rich homeowners had only bought fun-sized bars (and not even the good kind it was mostly packets of gummies ffs) so instead I found an enormous canvas sack of cashews in the pantry, and snuck out through the basement carrying it over my shoulder heheheing like the grinch imitating santy claus.
Can I ask for Poppe The Performer and Yandere Bois with a s/o who lives to dance? I just think it would be sweet!
thank you for asking! the highlight of my day is answering y'all tbh
(the only reason Popee stayed in was bc it was a simple fluff-quest)
Yan-Boys (+Popee The Performer) with an s/o who loves dancing
Jack
If you have little dance parties around the apartment he will absolutely join
finds it cute
if you learn '80s style dance moves and dance to '80s music with him just-
you might end up being the death of a dead man
he would be so happy if he saw you start up some of the music from back when...
maybe its best we don't think about.. that
but snap him out of the slight existential crisis and he'd happily dance with you as long as its a dance style he can join in somehow
aka don't try any more modern dance styles
if he's tech illiterate what makes you think he knows current dances
if you have little dances like say a little happy dance or something like it he will find it adorable
also might verbally say just how adorable he thinks it is
by might i mean he 100% will tell you just how cute he finds it
John Doe
absolutely cannot dance
thinks its cute that you like to though
the most dancing you could teach her would be slow dancing, not because its simple, just because its the main type of dancing that lets him get as close as xey want to you
they'd still not really understand dancing, he'd just like that she could just stand in your arms so close to you with no reason
would watch little dance parties from afar and only really come over to ask what you're doing
if you were to get embarrassed she'd just kinda be confused
if you were to genuinely explain however, he'd greatly appreciate the help and show you by smothering you with kisses
Peter
would already know you do little dances from stalking you
knows how much you love dancing and might take it to actually learn some genuine dances
would 100% take you moonlight slow dancing in formal attire
can't promise he's absolutely "pure" about the whole endeavor bc... its him
does find little dances you do cute and the genuine dances you do absolutely stunning...however he might end up killing your dance partner if you do genuine dances with anyone but him
if you seem to stick to a specific music genre/era to dance to he'll stock up on music from that time/genre
will 100% play it for you just whenever you feel like dancing
honestly i could see him liking to just hold you and rock side to side with lana del ray in the background
Popee
chaotic bastard is his alignment and it shows
as sweet as he might be with you a decent portion of the time, i just cannot see this boy dancing...
unless its like some chaotic, silly, goofy dance
he will NOT slow dance, he'd find it boring and crave better entertainment
therefor if you really wanna try and dance with him your main shot is retro swing
otherwise you'll just play music and do a silly dance thing to yourself and he'd do a silly little dance thing as he works on something
silly little dances are kinda "his thing" ig?
if you can do formal dancing, he couldn't care less, if you could like... tap dance or something like that then you might have his interest
Fuck you, nobody is sending in asks rn so I'll write stuff for myself then.
For a small explanation to what "insomnia" esk-thing im talking ab is;
(i have no clue what the medical term for this is nor do i care all i know is that i deal with it nightly)
I literally cannot fall asleep properly unless someone is besides me, there's background noise, and in physical contact with me. If they stop talking or move away from me i kinda wake back up? Again, no clue what this is, could be insomnia mixed with some other shit I've got going on (like insomnia mixing with my autism/adhd mixture) but yea... there's an explanation ig?
Yan-Boys (plus the cryptid that is John Doe) with an S/O who has difficulty falling asleep due to a condition
Jack
Lucky lucky, he's not leaving your side.
Who that's lucky for? Both of you honestly
It gets you to sleep since he'll ramble about how good of a job you did at work today
And it get's him a free pass to excusably pull you closer so you are laying up against him at night
As well as giving him an excuse to lay with you EVERY night (if he didn't have one already)
If you're like me and overheat quickly and get uncomfy when you do, he'll move his hand to different spots during different times if you seem warm
although he does have to sleep eventually
meaning again, if you're like me, you might wake up a little
he'd kinda have that...idk "go back to sleep, it's okay" type of vibe while he's asleep though?
you will end up getting at least semi-decent sleep around him though
i feel like he kinda.. hums a little in his sleep? idk how to explain it because its not like "the annoying girl at a sleepover who makes some noise every other minute while she pretends to sleep and then tells us that she's possessed next morning" (met a girl like that before, it was weird) more of a "you can kinda tell if you pay attention that this is supposed to sound more like a lullaby but its kinda incomplete so it just sounds like random humming"
John Doe
Doe can manage the background noise and constant contact
however while i personally feel that Doe doesn't sleep... like at all
they'd be terrible at keeping a genuine conversation
eventually any conversation with you, if it goes on long enough, just devolves into her complementing you or him talking about things that are not helpful to sleep to
like, if you think sleeping to true crime podcasts is kinda creepy because how much gore they talk about
Doe takes that to like... five levels higher
she'd go into unreasonable detail about teeth and other such things
if you were half asleep you'd have to wake up a little to tell him maybe just switch to complements
they would...only once you tell them that its kinda difficult to sleep to facts like the definition of voluntary apnea or the fact that "drowning" in concrete burns more than it suffocates (may or may not have learned some of these things from killing someone)
the only consistent "conversation" would be the slight cryptic repetition of "I love you" being said over and over but that'd still sound more like background noise
Peter
He's canonically an insomniac, if you really can't sleep he'll stay up with you
although he likes the idea of helping you sleep better
he also likes the special moments you two have with each other during those hours
it's like secret moments just between the two of you
would gladly hold you close, whether in broad daylight or to help you sleep, he'd cling to you whenever honestly
would probably have his phone with him and would play music for you, it'd be quiet but you could still hear it
already knows your music taste & has like... three different playlists with music you like for different occasions
the talking part...it'd be a little bit of a hassle, but compared to the two above, he'd be the only one on the list so far who could talk about normal-ish things
it wouldnt just be a bunch of complements, it could be weather, your ideas on [blank thing; for example fate], etc
entirely despise when a movie character jolts awake after a nightmare sequence, and they jolt all the way to a vertically upright position. who the FUCK has that core strength
To anyone who might be interested! (in nsfw content)
I DO NSFW CONTENT NOW! However this only applies to certain fandoms [Aka fandoms where children don't tend to try and LURK bc i dont need to deal with that]
These fandoms include (and are also not JUST nsfw asks only, fluff ur hearts out here y'all);
John Doe(+)
Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack
Your Boyfriend
Creepypasta (as long as the characters are adults. I dont ship minors in any nsfw way even for a reader fic. ya filthy fucking heathens)
The Arcana (this one imma be honest, i cant do heavy smut, ive dropped outta this fandom like all hell lol, most u'll get is small hcs)
[More to be added]
I'll also write more gory works for (more gory doesnt mean everything is detailed as shit, just means actual death/violence/blood talk/etc.);
(edit: this trigger warning may not 100% apply to this chapter)
Written in a viewpoint of an emo Equius. While some of the quirk will be familiar, there will be changes. Probably part one.
D--> /t was another b\and day. A\tern/a /s rotting, /t's noth/ng new. Today was going to be \/ke any other day, however, today y00 go to the temp\e. The Temp\e /s very /mportant to y00, as well as your b100 s/sters and brethren. Y00 w001d never dream of m/ss/ng /t, /f y00 dreamt, that /s.
D--> Gett/ng out of your recuperac00n /s always the most d/ff/cu\t part of every day, y00 never want to do /t. Somet/mes y00 don't. /t's not because of how /t lays or anyth/ng, y00 just d/dn't have the energy. /t's amaz/ng anyone ever does. However, today, y00 cannot just stay /n your recuperac00n. Unfortunate\y, y00 must ex/t and face the dy/ng expanse called A\tern/a.
D--> Makeup and outf/t are very /mportant, but y00 already know that. Your 100ks both don't matter and do. Y00 tell yourself that /f that ever confuses y00 that y00 shou\d 100k outs/de and recogn/ze how much of an utter madness everyth/ng else /s. The Temp\e /s the best place to be, who needs the sorrowfu\ mess of \/fe outs/de of /t? Y00 take a moment to p/ty the p00r tro\\s who refuse or can't jo/n. That moment /s spo/\ed however when y00 remember y00 st/\\ have yet to ch00se your 100ks for todays meeting.
D--> /t doesn't take \ong to dec/de, y00 typ/ca\\y wear the same stuff every t/me anyways. Th/gh-h/gh shoes, G/r s\eeveless top that a human gave you, a b100 choker, your p/erc/ngs, and r/pped jeans. Now for the makeup, which /s a\so easy to dec/de s/nce y00 haven't changed your makeup sty\e s/nce "the /nc/dent". Just th/nk/ng about /t has your cold body /n sh/vers.
D--> Y00 try to forget about /t, focus/ng back onto app\y/ng shad/ng under your eyes, of course /n a deep b100 to match your b100d. Eye\/ner /s next. Wh/ch takes less t/me then a b\ade cross the arm, y00 w001d know, you've..."tested" such metaphors yourself. Th/nk/ng such th/ngs tempts y00 to 100k over your own arms, y00 know fu\\ we\\ what y00'\\ f/nd, y00 a\so know that they sh001d hea\.. eventua\\y. They are awfu\ recent though....
D--> An a\arm goes off, dragg/ng y00 from your thoughts and back to the m/serab\e p\anet you momentar/\y ca\\ home. Y00 are go/ng to end up \ate, /t's better to just grab a jacket. Y00 can't wear them t00 far /nto the Temp\e however, /t's just not a\\owed, never has been. Bes/des, un\/ke the rest of the pub\/c, the Temp\e members don't judge. S/nce the f/rst cut they've been empathet/c towards your sorrow, as well as your mo/ra/\s sorrow. Y00 must make haste, otherwise y00'\\ both be \ate. Y00 d/d say y00 were go/ng to p/ck them up th/s t/me.
Oooh, you do undertale? Can you do headcanons for being siblings with Asriel
sure thing! and since you said undertale im going to use the personality of what we know of Asriel
Being Asriel Dreamurr's Sibling
He's a kind kid
that being said while he may not know everything
he's always ready to learn just about anything you wanna teach him
as long as he wont feel bad about it, like fighting, or get in trouble for it, like stealing
would play tag, heroes and robbers, etc. with you just ab whenever you felt like it
very easy to get tired, whether around him or just playing games
he's very energetic
would love to hear human stories, even if they're fake
likes puns, mainly snail puns but would love to share some back and forth with you even if its not all snail puns
he probably knows really well how to make pies so if you have a pie that reminds you of home (like cherry or apple) he'd gladly make it if you can get the ingredients
honestly Toriel probably isn't one to season stuff, so unless you season with salt and pepper uhh,, it might taste a bit bland
if this was back when Chara was alive then you'd at least have a human friend to talk with
they'd share stories with you and Azzy ab the surface and would love to hear your stories too
would love coloring sessions, you all would sit on the floor now and then with paper. coloring utensils, and a snack or two each and be set until none of you knew what to draw next
Toriel would check up on you every night, no matter how old you get until you leave
Asriel would definitely try to sneak pie for the two of you, some attempts less successful than others
if you wanted to learn to fight, "for self defense, just in case", he still probably wouldn't join
he would however bring you water and a few snacks and try to cheer you on from the side lines
would definitely be the hopeful optimist of the group, whatever group it just so happens to be
kinda forgetful, not as forgetful as the average human but still forgets where he sets something now and then
would adore having you around, you'd be his best friend
it isn't a difficult title to get but you'd still be more important than his other friends
has a sturdy and well moral compass and if yours want the best than he'd try to help
signless n nepeta (separate) with an s/o that runs/works at a cat cafe?
absolutely! hope mew have a fantastic day! also sorry i couldn't write for the Signless, i don't know enough to get a good read on him. However you can send in an ask for another character in any scenario instead since i couldn't properly finish this one!
Nepeta
would think it's the best job that one could ever have
you get to work at a cute café AND it has cats?!
she would want to join you as soon as they learn about it
if she can't join then you better bet on them being one to frequent the place just about every other day
would probably order some tea, or hot chocolate, along with some snacks
once she's done with that they'll probably end up trying to find and pet every cat
and ask if she can keep some of them
or all of them
would bring Equius along at least once or twice, he'd be too nervous ab accidentally hurting the cats to pet them though
he's probably gonna order a light-roast caramel mocha, some milk, or just water
Nep will be asking ab every cat's name and call every one by the correct name no matter how many look similar
there could be twins and they'd still be able to tell each cat apart
buys treats to give the cats every time
sometimes buys two sets of treats if the one wasn't enough
they'd still cling to you, she may love cats but that wont stop them from loving you more
would start asking how the cats were after asking how your day was
1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!
Bastard (Good)
You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister!
I cant be all fancy and screenshot like ya'll can :(
Should Have Been A Villan
You're a good guy, but you shouldn't have been. Your appearance, your skillset, your backstory, it would have been perfect. But no, they had to make you a hero. I guess you were just too good to be true. You will always be a villain in our hearts.
to anyone who is planning on/is already following me:
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