So Bored To Be Alive

🐺Ambition makes you look pretty ugly⭐️-_-💧

[unsettlingstories]

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

[skyybridge]

this is the worst post on this website

[fates-wings]

@skully-bones

[frentefotografico]

Noviembre 2018 / “Pacos asesinos, Wallmapu libre”

/ Frente Fotográfico

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

whats this guy doin

[seltzer-deactivated20170116]

what guy

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

THIS guy

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[bnuuy1-deactivated20250111]

miAU

[itzzebbb-deactivated20210319]

WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot

[karadenizliadam]

😂😂😂

[herratica]

Me acuerdo y me caliento

[pestolesbian]

meet my new friend, a gold dust day gecko! 

[princezilla]

@gamedot

[art]

[delfierx]

remember you’re worth it

[headlikealamb]

supermoon threesome

[teenagehipst3r]

[gosh]

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[oquamtristisetafflicta-deactiva]

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades