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[starklike34]

Continuing the mermaid Jayvik AU

[viralfrog]

[notsafeforbinary]

[lillylikescats]

I'm an electrical engineer and for the longest time I was saying that electricity and electronics isn't magic, but think about it.

You literally have to collect rare stones from remote locations, put them into specific formations to work. All of this gets written down in symbols which don't make sense to the uninformed. It gets powered by energy which can not be seen in most cases.

Like what else do you want. What's your standard for calling something magic.

[transcribepaige]

"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."

Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men (Discworld #30)

[ficyorick]

madelyn stillwell the woman that you were. every day she woke up and she was like 'im going to my work where i have to pet the tiger every day and hope it doesn't eat me.' and someone would be like 'what the fuck that sounds awful' and shed be like 'oh its okay i CHOOSE to do that because everyone loves to watch my tiger do tricks. i love my tiger job with powerpoints. and excels.'

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[existennialmemes]

Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

[warcats-cat]

Can't believe we left out the comment made right under this tho

[samiholloway]

She didn't NAME the father of her children...

[brightlotusmoon]

...I hope she's okay.

[locowolf-deactivated20250811]

compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this

[radicarian]

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

[mjalti]

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

[masaotheheckindog]

they deserved it

[strawberry-crocodile]

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Context for the 19 year olds reading this, September used to be a bit cold

[galahadwilder]

Wait a sec Mel can sense people’s emotions and has literally had her power since before she was born so the entire time she and Jayce were having sex she could tell he wanted to fuck Viktor and was just like “mm that’s kinda hot ngl”

[teamaerialcombo]

they needed hextech funding BADLY

[pidgydraws]

🍷 liquid courage 🍷

[bbnotumbl]

you cast a hex on me

[ellaswell]

these two.

[explodikid]

traveling across all of time and space with your eldritch horror boyfriend