I’m Pachi!

I’m trying out being an unemployed homosexual this summer

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[maykitz]

[marxism-ex-silium]

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[thelaughingserpent]

The courage to slay a god.

[callietegoul]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding fish

[deertwoheads]

I'll take your word for it man

[svdcvnt]

Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

Artist: David Altmejd

[whumpy-bi]

Character who immediately shows gentleness and care for the person they’re rescuing, even while covered in the blood of their captors.

The complete separation of the violence they committed to reach their companion and how they actually treat them.

The switch from total violence to soft touches and “You’re alright, I gotcha. It’s all okay, I’m here.”

[loveridden1999]

[sheherlockholmes]

just got an ad for a game where the girl was aiming a rifle and using a mans ass crack as a stand. nobel prize for feminism?

[sheherlockholmes]

[yugiohz]

i'm always saying this

[clusterb-itch]

[beaucile]

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

You can't convince me Canada is a real place

[dogpuppy]

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice