A Story Told With Every Wrinkle.

My life is a perfectly orchestrated shit show. Left the Midwest for the Pacific Northwest and couldn't be happier.

[kobonus]

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

[kobonus]

If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

[kobonus]

“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”

And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs

[kobonus]

“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”

james voice: Yee  haw pardner

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[crystalcurses-deactivated201802]

@ y'all

[amarozi]

lollll

[paco--taco]

Spread the word.

[lightfulfillment]

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

[paco--taco]

Happy birthday to the best dog ever! Today Paco turned 14!He’s an old grumpy dog and set on his own ways, but still makes me laugh everyday. I still remember the day we met at the humane society and he greeted me with all of his heart. Here’s to many more years! #birthdayboy #whosagoodboy #shihtzu #dogsofinstagram

[paco--taco]

Merry Christmas! #rudolph

[paco--taco]

Can I combine our miles? #jetsetter #shihtzu #dogsofinstgram 🐶✈️

[garnetflare57-deactivated201609]

[death-by-lulz]

These Nigel Thornberry memes have gone too far

[animationsource]

Incredbiles 2 (2018) Official Teaser Trailer

[paco--taco]

My lil gremlin just wants to cuddle.

[paco--taco]

Pawdicure #saturday 💅🏽

[paco--taco]

I still can't believe that me and some of the @lumberjacksrugby spent the last 2 days together running #htc. I have never hated and loved hills at the same time....6.40 mi, 4.87 mi, and 5.2 mi and basically a whole new personal best. Now off to bed for the next day or so.

[paco--taco]

Leg 2! One more to go to the finish line! #hoodtocoast2017

[paco--taco]

Thank you @mmorscheck getting me this awesome toy for my new desk! #rugby #desktoprugby

[paco--taco]

I never realized how cheap brunch is when there's no alcohol involved!

[paco--taco]

The @lumberjacksrugby take over #mississippistreetfair #silentdisco

[paco--taco]

#mtrainier