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morning me: i really need to go to bed earlier :(

nighttime me: lmao @morning me fuKC YOUR nEEDS (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

aesthetic goals: sipping red wine next to a log fire wearing faux fur and expensive lingerie probably planning my rich husband’s murder

spaceexp

Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole

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thank u earth for not doing this

jovan

he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰

meanplastic

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

youngestthug:

I’ve never met kronk from the emperors new groove but I trust him

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squarebecca

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

gollumsnewbestfriend

Van Gogh thought that too

snorlaxatives

how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy

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@ myself: u are exhausting

best-of-memes

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If you are a feminist that is also supportive of sex workers (strippers, cam girls/boys, porn stars, ETC) please reblog this. I am trying to prove a point to someone.