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just for fun

[rablovergirl]

Regulus dragging Sirius to a club and Sirius meeting Barty who is manspreading on one of the couches in the backrooms, smoking and demanding all the attention in the room. Demanding Sirius' attention too.

Everyone is obsessed with him, it's so clear. They surround him, taking in every word he says but Barty is bored. He sees the same people every night, he's slept with over half of them, he needs something different. So when Sirius walks in, looking so eager, so hot, Barty is transfixed.

Sirius can already imagine himself under Barty, ready to receive anything Barty is willing to offer, ready to carve his initials into his heart if he has to.

And Barty so willingly hands him the knife.

[siriuslylu]

*Sirius entering the common room*

Sirius: fuck nerds

*James and Peter looking at him bewildered*

James: Sirius wtf?

Peter: yeah mate, not chill

Sirius: no, seriously, go find a nerd and fuck them, I swear they’re some freaky motherfuckers

Peter: Barty?

Sirius: AND Remus

James: hmmm, well, see you later

Peter: where are you going?

James: to find Regulus

[rukbatt13]

Sunrose and Queenkiller, but it's Sirius calling his best friend to complain about how much he hates Evan (the only idiot who has managed to catch up with him and even beat him on the race track) and James is trying to act normal while Evan is blatantly groping him and kissing his neck, and then Sirius starts talking about how much he wants to fuck Barty, Evan's ex.

And Remus is having sex with Regulus Black while this is happening.

[mlupinn]

bitchkiller who occasionally let evan watch. he cries. they laugh. #goals.

[padfoot76-blog]

You know that one extremely overused joke, “your mom”? Well I’ve decided Sirius would take that and run with it. Except not “your” mom. It’s “my mom.”

James: You know what I absolutely hate?

Sirius: My mum.

James: Well—yes—but I was going to say—

Sirius: My mum.

James: Sirius, you’re doing it wrong—it’s supposed to be “your mum.”

Sirius: Yeah. My mum.

James: That’s not—

Remus: *rubbing his temples* just let him have this.

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[3:27 in the morning]

Remus: ** is awoken by a loud noise in the kitchen and grabs the nearest thing he can use as a weapon**

Remus: whoever you are, I’ve got a— a lamp and I will use it—

Remus: **freezes when he sees Sirius standing in front of the fridge, lit only by the faint glow from inside**

Remus: Sirius! What on earth are you doing—

Sirius: **mouth completely full of shredded cheese** Cheese.

[padfoot76-blog]

god I miss roleplay 😭

I need a roleplay friend group asap

[deswhomst]

James: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?

Regulus: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

James:

James: I see...

*later*

James: [beating the snow with a shovel] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

[padfoot76-blog]

Do I NEED another Sirius Black themed tattoo? No. Do I plan on getting yet another one??

…maybe. (Yes. The answer is yes)

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Omg wait hi I have a tumblr I forgot

[outromoonyy]

Jealous Remus is like: I'm going to kill myself.

Jealous Sirius is like: I'm going to kill them.

[themaraudersiguess]

Sirius Black, who has a sketchbook full of secret portraits of Remus.

Remus Lupin, who has a notebook full of poems dedicated to Sirius.

[rarvenaa]

Sirius Black

Someone's marauder era has begun and I think I'm trapped!

https://t.me/rarvenaa

https://t.me/kakpokoritmir

[alvidachaaya]

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: Sirius really stood out this week he went to every single class

Remus:…

James: you did something

Remus:

Remus: I gave him a hickey for every subject he was in.

Sirius: *happy noises*

[xx-ourstarman]

Marauder's hear me out cake but they only get one round in before Remus has to physically restrain Sirius because James adds Regulus to it

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BAHAHAHAHA

[courfee]

17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976

[padfoot76-blog]

Okay it’s fine, I felt like crying today anyways