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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

[princesstigerbelle]

[princesstigerbelle]

My best friend!!!!

[cliteralviolence]

I LOVE HER.

[procrastinatingbookworm]

i would die for that cat

[xazuhira-deactivated20180701]

tfw porn suddenly appears on your dash

[90s-2000sgirl-deactivated201803]

Got Milk ads from 90′s - 2000′s

[odinsblog]

16-year-old Sarah Chadwick and other student survivors of gun violence are making more sense than the all of the gun loving “adults” combined

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[officialwhitegirls]

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[wrestling-posts]

But what am I actually meant to do with these hours?

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

watch brooklyn nine-nine

[flapperwitch]

#this checks out

[unlimited-memes]

[problemactic]

[singingsh0wtunes]

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

[ohyeahdefinitely]

kudos 😀

[mjalti]

just a simple girl with a highly detailed and romanticized infatuation with the future that haunts her at night also shopping online

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

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[viejospellejos]

[yeojie]

im screeaming out of my ears

[federalbureauofislam]

act a fool girls

[shit-that-is-fresh-deactivated2]

I didn’t even press play and I knew this was gonna be good! 😂😂

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[brokebooklover]

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

[bralnwashingquirk]

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[thesylverlining]

oh lord I CAN NEVER FIND THSI WHEN I WANT IT and here it is like a gift

[welele]

[adz]

honestly same

[memewhore]

Why wouldn’t you tho?

[loosinmynoodles]

pure goodness

[surprisebitch]

free carwash

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[sarahmaraerobson]

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

[jade-cooper]

Favorite what? Demon?!

[cheesey-toast]

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

[221cbakerstreet]

18th century Lilo and Stitch

[ringingofraevolution]

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

[rooksandravens]

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

[dduane]

…Goodness.

[turretangel]

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

[estrellafiore-deactivated201711]

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

[jumpingjacktrash]

his best!

[jewishdragon]

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

I love??? so much???

[gingerjab]

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

[thinkpiecebot]

We’re Approaching Bubonic Plague All Wrong & How To Use Soap To Fix It

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