Akira

Mrs. Sirius Black •19 • Slytherin • Marauder trash • Cynical • Aries

[ladybookworm]

Draco: I'm 50% murder, 80% money and 70% a natural leader.

Ron: That's 200%.

Draco: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

*Hermione and Harry facepalming*

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #219

Slytherin: he died of natural causes

Ravenclaw: you pushed him off the roof

Slytherin: gravity is natural

[yomamapussystink]

follow your dreams

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Holy shite

[cyrodiil-burns]

No he didn’t

[f1ukemeister24]

You won’t regret unmuting this.

[echo-five-whiskey]

OH my god

[deathtokillian]

[sonofashepherd12576]

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

[huacheng-zhu]

me: I’m so excited to write this fic, it’s going to be good, I love it, I’m so pumped

*writes it in head before sleeping, gets emotional over songs that could fit the story, elaborates background and characterisations, writes lines on phone*

also me, in front of laptop: yeah, but no, I’ve got nothing

[tonystarkstan]

fanfiction culture is when you don’t wanna tell people you write fanfic but you do want to talk about writing, so you just say, “oh yeah, sometimes I write little short stories here and there!”

[tonystarkstan]

them: so do you ever want to publish?

me: oh no, it’s really just for me, honestly. kind of just a fun way to de-stress, you know? a little hobby.

the truth: it’s for me and the other hyperfixated people who read my stuff.

[tonystarkstan]

them: what do you write about?

me: all kinds of things, I guess. not really any specific genre. sometimes it’s more realistic fiction and other times it’s fantasy. just whatever I’m in the mood for!

the truth: I essentially write the same cheesy trope over and over again until my obsessed mind will let it rest.

[fonteyn]

hi! my dash is kinda dead and i need to find new blogs to follow.

So can you guys please reblog this if you post about:

- marvel;

- chris evans

- ben barnes

- brie larson

- the 100 

I will preferably be following ppl who have a tagging system :)

[fanonical]

neville: good news i'm quitting the human race and becoming a snail

[padfootyy]

Best decision ever

[yourpersonalcheerleader-deactiv]

[thenamesjocelyn]

[jatel0-deactivated20150421]

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

[keomoto-deactivated20141214]

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

[kreativegeenius]

momentsbymarcus

[trappunzelll]

Look at KB coming through

[kimreesesdaughter]

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[vibinwitch]

It has 3 million notes

[everythingisinabag-deactivated2]

Oh my god

This is so old

How did I find it

[callme-geek]

Oh 2013….

[cr1ng3y]

I’m still doing it idc

[bring-loki-back]

This isn’t Marvel but I feel like it’s important

[ithinkthereforiamfandom]

Very important.

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Still a valid thing

[oh-yellowcat-deactivated2019090]

I will ask you this.

[hairasuntouchedaspartoftheamazon]

I WILL ALWAYS USE THIS

[theunlimitedskye]

@mysaldate THIS IS THE CODEWORD COME FIND ME

[midterms-crisis]

Thanks I actually forgot the answer

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[thewriterswitch]

Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion

Anger:

Grinding teeth

Narrowing eyes

Yelling

A burning feeling in the chest

Heavy breathing

Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters

Jerky movements

Glaring

Violence

Stomping

Face reddening

Snapping at people

Sadness:

Lack of motivation

Messy appearance

Quiet

Slow movements

Crying

Inability to sleep

Frowning

Red eyes

Isolating oneself

Fatigue

Not concentrating

Love:

Thinking about someone

Good communication

Not forcing a friend/lover into something

Smiling randomly

Making eye contact with loved one

Nervous behaviors (fiddling hands, biting lip)

Cuddling

Flirting

Inside jokes

Holding hands

Kissing

Offering gifts

Fluttering stomach

Racing heart

Losing track of time while with loved one

Daydreaming

Denial:

Disagreement with someone

Shaking head frantically

Backing away

Putting hand on one’s chest

Rapid speaking

Rationalization or justifying something

Dismissing someone or something

Embarrassment:

Blushing

Avoiding eye contact

Grimacing

Looking down

Changing the conversation

Rubbing back of neck

Shoulders slumping

A weak voice

Tightening chest

Panicked thoughts

Running away

Getting quiet

Concentrating on something else

Happiness

Smiling

Laughing

Squealing

Bouncing on toes

Warmth in chest

Fast pulse

A sense of contentment

Relaxed posture

Quick movements

Breathlessness

Desire to help

Fear:

Face going pale

Panicked thoughts

Jerky movements

Mind racing for a solution

Running

Freezing

Fighting

Fawning (doing what people tell you to do)

Side note: flight, fight, freeze, and fawn are all reactions to adrenaline. Aka the fight or flight response

Thinking of survival

Rapid breathing

A panicked feeling

Guilt:

Feeling horrible about oneself

Lying

Grimacing

Trying to redeem themselves

Asking for forgiveness

Anxious thoughts

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gender neutral options for addressing a crowd

Guys, gals, and non binary pals

Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof

Folks

Distinguished guests

Members of the jury

Comrades

Fellow Americans

Citizens of the solar system

All y’all

My dudes

Those who must be stopped

Persons of the audience

Brain owners

Sentient beings of the audience

Bitches

People with PHDs and people without PHDs

All you who got dressed up for no reason

You people

Humans

Lovable idiots

Ladies, germs, and non binary worms

Mouth breathers

Everyone except (insert name here)

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is actually one post that I’m glad got a lot of notes. I’m happy to see that so many people like it.

[diligent-enby]

Best thing I’ve read all.. forever? BRAIN OWNERS.

[rosethevoid]

Mothers and fuckers of the jury.

[marlmckitten]

Imagine Valkyrie’s response to that ever filling beer mug that Strange gives Thor.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[padfootyy]

True story 😭

[writeouswriter]

[mwagneto]

GUYS PLEASE THE PHILIPPINES ARE HAVING A VOTE ON WETHER OR NOT THEY SHOULD LEGALISE SAME SEX MARRIAGE

http://www.congress.gov.ph

THE PAGE TAKES A WHILE TO LOAD AND YOU HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN A BIT BUT PLEASE VOTE YES!!!

[mwagneto]

YOU DON’T NEED A VPN OR ANYTHING, ANYONE CAN VOTE, PLEASE DO IT!!!!

[shoyowo]

WE’RE FALLING BACK PLEASE VOTE!!

[not-my-brain]

Y'all should vote… instead of a stupid “I voted” sticker… you’ll get a great ask from me…

[not-my-brain]

You should probably tell me when you voted if you wanna get a lifechanging ask by me…

[curiousphy]

Smh I didn’t see this second part

I voted 🤪

[not-my-brain]

Damn… I’m proud of you… unfortunately your asks aren’t turned on… so you’ll get a submission bud…

[chaoticcolorlady-deactivated202]

If you’re under 18 can you still vote?

[not-my-brain]

Yeah… it’s just an online thing… you don’t have to put anything other than your vote…

[aberrantemotion]

ANYONE WHO CAN VERIFY THEY VOTED WILL GET A SHOUTOUT AND A SHITPOST FROM ME.

IF YOU DO IT ON MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS YOULL GET MULTIPLE.

[sunnizawaonig-blog]

I voted babeyyyyy

[@not-my-brain & @masochist-incarnate are y'all proud of my dumbass!!!]

I really hope it gets legalized! I’m hoping for the best 💕😎

[not-my-brain]

Hell yeah… give me a second bud…

[irisassassin]

WE’RE IN THE LEAD AGAIN! THIS DOESN’T MEAN DON’T VOTE!! PLEASE VOTE YES!!!!

@not-my-brain @masochist-incarnate I only just saw your stuff so here you go 😂

[not-my-brain]

Ayye give me a second…

[eryn-n-g]

I will vote on this everytime it pops up.

Vote yes