Trying my Hardest ok

I literally have no idea what I'm doing I'm so sorry I'm a mess but at least I'll laugh at ur jokes and sometimes tell u about stories from my every day life

[stuckinapril]

[softwaring]

[curiousphy]

No but like I love the quote and hate the irrelevant picture 😭😭😂

[curiousphy]

I loved the callback to Classic Loki

[curiousphy]

Mobius and Loki have the most wholesome relationship and I’m in love with how much they love and care for each other

[thewilddreamerrr]

[curiousphy]

I’d die for him

[curiousphy]

*listening to an audiobook*

Me: man I really wish this came with subtitles

Me: …

Me: that’s a book. Subtitles are a book.

[curiousphy]

Lottie is such a snake

[honeylemony]

[sammys-magical-au]

I also love how they tried to be like “yeah lmao I’m so weird and quirky” at first like honey this ain’t the I’m Not Like Other Girls™️ power hour, go see a damn doctor

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The fac tthat it’s not “I’m so quirky I got an allergy” but “I’m so quirky that I am the target of ghost bee revenge” is so fucking funny though

[formeganpage]

LOL [source]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

From the thumbnnail I thought that it was just a jacket thrown over a box that the kitty had made himself comfortable on. I was NOT expecting the tiny little defeated voice to emerge.

[jainkoa]

List of white men that I want to punch in the face

- John Mulaney

- Tommy Lee (because his bare dick is on Instagram)

- Adam Scott (I had to stare at his face the whole time I watched Severance)

- James Corden (British)

- Nick Kroll

- Ethan Klein

- Justin Roiland (my brother has made me watch two whole seasons of Rick and morty)

- Jack Harlow

- Pete Davidson

- Clive Palmer

- Tom Holland (British)

[curiousphy]

What did Tom holland do 👀

[curiousphy]

Vecna: you are brave Maxine

Vecna: but in the end-

Me: it doesn’t even matter ✨

[assiraphales]

the umbrella academy writers turned luther from one of the most hated characters to one of the seasons faves by making his top two personality traits 1. loves his family and 2. idiot

[curiousphy]

So this season’s monster is basically the shame wizard?

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Saturday laughs

[linusbenjamin]

Angry Wanda is my favourite genre (II) 🔥 — Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff / the Scarlet Witch in MCU (2014-)

[naotarou]

[veenilla]

mutuals do this

[hellenhighwater]

Okay.

[thenatsdorf]

Listen up!

[asynca]

The Scottish Widows ads are next level

[loosellps]

What service does this company offer???????

TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

[copperbadge]

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Scottish Widows: We’re Recruiting

[dhdrawings]

You are quite literally missing the best one