INSATIABLE.

Always Drinking, Still Thirsty. Always Hungry, Never Sated.

[pagurustheravenous]

Is this acursed device working?

...Oh thank Cod is actually works-Forgive my manners. I found this device stranded after one of my... "Encounters" shall we say. I see The Duchess, Roland, and even a local Lobster using these, so... I figure it could be a way to stave off my hunger.

I apologize if my queries get interrupted; The beast always-dEMANDS-mOrE-

FEAST. CONSUME. THRIVE. REPRODUCE. INFEST.

bHLK-... Ughn... Like that, yes... I'll try my best to withhold my cravings while answering your questions.

{Roleplay/Ask Blog Account. Spoilers for Another Crab's Treasure abound, so view at your own discretion.} {Please be respectful, and don't ask anything too crazy. Pagurus is insatiable, not shameless.}

[gooseyg288]

Another crab's treasure content, YIPPEE!!(and my oc)

[just-a-drawing-bean]

...

I can explain

[chitan13423]

IS THIS REAL CHAT

[inkertonthesquid]

What the shuck is this.

[pagurustheravenous]

Sick crabitalist. Kril would never humor such thoughts. Never with the likes of him. With @roland-shellfishcorpofficial, maybe.-

[roland-shellfishcorpofficial]

He tried to kill me. I doubt it.

[pagurustheravenous]

Never say never, softshell.

[just-a-drawing-bean]

...

I can explain

[chitan13423]

IS THIS REAL CHAT

[inkertonthesquid]

What the shuck is this.

[pagurustheravenous]

Sick crabitalist. Kril would never humor such thoughts. Never with the likes of him. With @roland-shellfishcorpofficial, maybe.-

[pagurustheravenous]

are you autistic, neurodivergent or a minor?

I consider myself neurodivergent, yes. I don't think in a conventional manner; What did the doctors call it... Autism, I believe.

[chitan13423]

I AM CHITAN.

[duchessmagista]

CHITAN GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SLACKTIDE RIGHT NOW!

[chitan13423]

I HUMBLY AND IMPOLITELY DECLINE YOUR OFFER. SHUCK OFF.

[duchessmagista]

IM ON MY WAY.

[roland-shellfishcorpofficial]

Want me to send Inkerton to help out?

[duchessmagista]

Yes please! 💖💕✨🥰

[roland-shellfishcorpofficial]

Alright, he's on his way.

[chitan13423]

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE BARGE INCIDENT? THAT SQUID HAS, AS PEOPLE WOULD SAY, A "SKILL ISSUE."

[roland-shellfishcorpofficial]

You best hope he doesn't see your reply. He WILL hunt you down until the end of your days.

[duchessmagista]

DONT MAKE ME REVIVE NEPHRO FROM THE GRAVE YOU UNGRATEFUL LOBSTER!

[chitan13423]

BOTH OF YOU LOST TO THAT HERMIT! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME! I LAUGH AT YOUR FEEBLE THREATS. HA.

[duchessmagista]

JUST BECAUSE I LOST TO A HERMIT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ANY BETTER THEN THE PEASANT!

[roland-shellfishcorpofficial]

Yeah. Bet YOU would lose to him too, bottomfeeder.

[chitan13423]

YOU TOO LOST TO THE VAGABOND, AND ARE NOT FREE FROM YOUR ACQUIRED "KRIL ISSUE."

[duchessmagista]

WELL I WAS COUGHING UP GUNK, AND OUT OF MY MIND! I HAD A DISADVANTAGE!

[roland-shellfishcorpofficial]

Yeah, she would have wiped the floor with him if she didn't get infected.

[chitan13423]

HOLD THIS. IT IS A “FAT L.” THE L STANDING FOR LOSER, BEING WHAT YOU ARE.

[duchessmagista]

I’m about to take hostages.

[pagurustheravenous]

She's the only one who can cut this little monster out of me please spare he-HLK-

TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I WILL GUT YOU, LEAVING NOTHING BUT YOUR SHELL.

...point taken please don't hurt me