original prankster

a lame ass nerd who gets sad sometimes

[badtunesboi-deactivated20180307]

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

[phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019]

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

[professor-maple-mod]

Holy shit

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[rhyperior]

Way of the House Husband Vol.1 releases in english by Viz Media Sept. 17! Be on the look out! Cosplayer: A Foamsmith Photographer: Charles Lan Photography

[niwa-tori]

yes, its fatal

I couldn’t stop thinking about this post

[senapiyo-deactivated20251105]

[hypmicschat]

ramuda: this christmas, i’m going to give jakurai the best gift ever

*on christmas*

jakurai, standing in front of a large box: he’s in the box isn’t he

ichiro: yeah

jakurai, placing books and heavy things on top of the box: merry christmas everyone

[miyani]

Meme redraws are so much fun

[mellifluous-division]

Apparently, there are two different kinds of rod with a snake/snakes coiling around it, and people easily get confused over those two.

The rod with one snake and without wings: Rod of Asclepius. It is the symbol of medicine and health care. Asclepius was extremely skilled physician from greek mythology. It was said that a snake licked his ears clean in return of some kindness and gave his the secret knowledge about medicine. Unlike the bible, snakes were sacred beings of wisdom, healing, and resurrection to the Greeks. 

The rod with two snakes and with wings: Caduceus. It is the staff of Hermes, the god of travelers and trickery. The astrological symbol of Mercury ☿ is based on it. It is also used as the symbol of US Army Medical Corps. Ancient people drew an analogy between the snake that can swiftly move between underground and surface and Hermes, who can move across the boundary of mortal world and underworld and guide the spirit to afterlife. Caduceus is also believed to be capable of hypnotizing.

Remember how Matenrou members have religious and mythological theme naming?

Kannonzaka Doppo観音坂 独歩 is Guan Yin觀音菩薩, Buddhist bodhisattva associated with compassion, who watches over everything from heaven.

Izanami Hifumi伊弉冉一二三 is Izanami伊弉冉, Japanese Shinto goddess of creation and the queen of underworld.

And Jinguji Jakurai神宮寺寂雷 travels between heavenly shrine神宮 and the underworld to guide the spirit to afterlife.

[incorrecthypnosismicquotes]

Samatoki: Nice hands, Ichiro.

Ichiro: Uh, thank you?

Samatoki: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Jakurai: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

[hypmic-headcanons]

Jakurai, stroking Ramuda’s hair: You’re so tiny

Ramuda, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you

Jakurai, lovingly: I know

[hypmic-headcanons]

Flashback: Dirty Dawgs Dinner

Samatoki: You’re such a fuck-ass

Jakurai: Please

Ramuda, laughing: Did you just call me a fuck-ass?

Jakurai: That’s enough

Ramuda: Go suck a fuck!

Samatoki: How does one suck a fuck?

Ramuda: Shall I tell you?

Jakurai: Please, not at the dinner table

Ramuda, stifling laughter: Fuck

Ichiro: …what’s a fuck-ass?

[hypmic-headcanons]

Jakurai: Did it hurt?

Ramuda: Eh?

Jakurai: When you fell from heaven.

Ramuda: Did you just call me Satan?

Jakurai: Yes.

/splashes holy water on him

Jakurai: Begone fell creature, begone!

[fujiraid]

“good” “friends”

[mian-cosplay]

[charcharmaru]

sensei

[abel-lollipops]

✝ The Dirty Dawg icons

[lysandra-akania]

Y después me piden que me enamore de un hombre 3d😂 miren que hermosuras😍😍😍💖💖💖

[pliskin]