Thoughts Of A Potato

Alex or Potato. 27. They/Them. Wenclair made me rise from the dead to return to tumblr. 14 Years of being a Simp.

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[achromatophoric]

Yoko: GAWD! No! Please make her stop!

Bianca: What’s going on?

Wednesday: I am merely entertaining Enid with some jokes.

Wolf Enid: *wags tail*

Bianca: 🤨

Bianca: That’s it?

Yoko: Just trust me on—

Wednesday: Enid, did you hear about the Golden Girls reboot with outcasts?

Wolf Enid: *shakes head*

Wednesday: They say it’s going to be full of old lycan-tropes.

Bianca: 😩

Yoko: 😩

Wolf Enid: *begins to laugh*

Yoko: Not again! *covers eyes*

Bianca:

Bianca: Oh sweet fuck, I’m gonna have nightmares.

Wednesday: 😍

Wolf Enid:

[phoenixyfriend]

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

[paintato]

I have finally reacquired a desktop in order to keep writing fanfic.

HUZZAH

[paintato]

My cousin put out an album apparently.

[paintato]

https://x.com/dat_tav/status/1777347418750910652?s=46&t=jsxvE9cpaHMoVeedaY28qQ

THEY DID FANART OF CUERVO FROM MY MOTORCYCLE AU

WEDS LOOKS SO GOOOOOD YAAASSS

[thatlittleegyptologist]

So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

[beardedboggan-deactivated201812]

This is my new favorite post.

[paintato]

This is my favorite post on the internet.

[paintato]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Wenclair Motorcycle AU that three people asked for. 

Enjoy.

You will meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.

If you venture outside of the Town Limits of Jericho, a brisk 25-minute walk, or by shuttle on the weekends. You will find yourself at Nevermore University. A safe haven for Outcasts to learn and grow no matter who or what they are. There are a handful of schools like Nevermore spread over the world, each a different aesthetic from the rest. Though each with the same goal, raise young outcasts and nurture their minds. The students, while dedicated to their studies during the day, have a different goal in mind at night. When the population of Jericho goes to bed after toiling away during the day. As the staff of Nevermore turn in to prepare for another day of dealing with their students. That is when the Streets of Jericho truly come alive. When the winding roads through the Forest are filled with the roar of engines. The cheers of spectators spurring their riders on towards victory. When the Race begins.

[paintato]

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Chapter 20 of the Beauty and Beast Au is finally out. Only took me a fucking year.

For those of you who waited. Thank you for being so patience. I don’t deserve you. 😭

[paintato]

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Chapter 4 has arrived!

Enid thinks back to prior events.

Yoko cackles.

Cuervo(Wednesday) is very gay.

[umbrum77]

Wednesday walks up to Enid who is putting books away after class, Wednesday kisses her.

Enid: you...you kissed me.

Wednesday(confused): yes?

Enid: you never kiss me.

Wednesday(more confused): we kiss all the time.

Enid: no I kiss you all the time. You never kiss me first.

Wednesday: yes I have!

Enid: when?

Wednesday:

Wednesday:

Wednesday(blushing): shut up.

Enid(moves forward and wraps Wednesday in a big hug): I'm so happy and proud of you. You use to be so afraid to show your affection.

Wednesday(slowly moving arms to hug back): yes we'll i take it this means you will want me to kiss you more.

Enid: you better

[ad-wills]

[sleepyowlwrites]

lowkey is the opposite for me a lot

[wenclair-abo]

This is NOT my art but there’s something about this image that I love. The shy and flustered look in Enid’s eyes and the dark possessive glare of Wednesday’s.

I am obsessed with the idea of Wednesday being possessive of Enid, being willing to do any for her and hating anyone who dared try to take her from her.

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[ao3org]

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[paintato]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Did a rewrite for the first one shot I ever wrote for Wenclair. Went from 3k words to almost 6k. 🤣

Hope ya all enjoy. Still the same concept. Just better flow from one section to the other. Better descriptions. Not as rushed.

[paintato]

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Finally got a new chapter written. Writers block kicked my ass and then some.

Enid ponders.

Wednesday lies, slightly.

Yoko is in trouble.

Yoko is also all of us.

[d-llahanspade]

Enid gets kinda loopy after the full moon