all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye
Hamlet:
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. “

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all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye
Hamlet:
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. “
If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”.Â
Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play.Â
It’s also a pun with a third meaning. There’s the sex sense of much ado about “nothing”, there’s the obvious sense that people today see, and then there’s the fact that in Shakespeare’s day, “nothing” was pronounced pretty much the same as “noting”, which was a term used for gossip. So, “Flamewar Over Rumors” works as a title interpretation, too.
The reason we call Shakespeare a genius is that he can make a pussy joke in the same exact words he uses to make biting social commentary about letting unverified gossip take over the discourse.
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A truly accurate modern translation would be “I Cunt Believe He Said That”?
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Is it weird that I’m not even surprised at all? Like this seems so plausible that it sounds like it was bound to happen at one point or another. This coon fulfilled the prophecy.
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my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please
everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?
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