The Secret Life of Megafauna

Big ol' nerd.  I like roller derby.

[hamdeny]

all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hamlet:

“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. “

[goosewithajob]

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

[kiralamouse]

It’s also a pun with a third meaning. There’s the sex sense of much ado about “nothing”, there’s the obvious sense that people today see, and then there’s the fact that in Shakespeare’s day, “nothing” was pronounced pretty much the same as “noting”, which was a term used for gossip. So, “Flamewar Over Rumors” works as a title interpretation, too.

The reason we call Shakespeare a genius is that he can make a pussy joke in the same exact words he uses to make biting social commentary about letting unverified gossip take over the discourse.

[copperbadge]

So like.

A truly accurate modern translation would be “I Cunt Believe He Said That”?

[strangeselkie]

@copperbadge YOU GO AND SIT AMONG THE MUSTARDS  AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

[copperbadge]

I truly feel the ghost of Shakespeare has never been more proud of me. 

[transylvania6-5001]

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[argumate]

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

[baseballcardvandals]

This is the shit Bob Ross would never tell you.

Own this BCV Original.

[bisexualdemondean]

[graycloak]

I don’t usually reblog random stuff like this, but I felt it was my duty as an occult researcher to find the rest of this article. 

Please enjoy:

If the above ends up being too compressed, here is an outside link to where I have uploaded it: https://imgur.com/a/cGlkF

I found this image of the full page from the following archive: https://archive.is/1Uqxk

[sixpenceee]

“Someone in Florida snapped a picture of a raccoon riding a gator at the Ocala National Forest.”

(Source)

[powersurveyor-deactivated201902]

lunch, to go

[anox4-deactivated20170119]

@oldsoulactual why

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

Is it weird that I’m not even surprised at all? Like this seems so plausible that it sounds like it was bound to happen at one point or another. This coon fulfilled the prophecy.

[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[paintedbare]

I love this

[bloodhooof]

empire strikes back is a good ass movie darth vader killed a dude through skype

[borisandtasha]

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

Please unmute this

[waywardexpressions]

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

[rainbowbarnacle]

@roachpatrol @jumpingjacktrash[

[warriormale]

Train and fight - with wolves.

WarriorMale

[ithelpstodream]

[hyrude]

my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please

everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?

[consul-agrippa]

Toruviel - Gwent Card by Anna Podedworna

[outofcontextdnd]

“Hey DM, if I’m a cannibal can I use Purify Food & Drink on people?”

— The answer was yes

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]